http://sweetwatersong.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sweetwatersong.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] be_compromised 2013-07-13 11:55 pm (UTC)

"Hush little baby, don't say a word, Momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, Daddy's gonna get you a titanium-reinforced dual-sighted steel-fiber 32-draw bow!"

"Mm. what happened to 'no weapons before at least two'?"

alt.

"Hush little baby, don't you cry, Momma's gonna get soon a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring don't shine, she'll probably kick my ass because she deserves the best after putting up with me for all this time."

"Clint, what did we say about cursing in front of the baby?"

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