ATTF: Hits and Misses

[alphaflyer]

 Dear Members of the Best Bar!

Wake up!!!  Come out and play!!  To entice you to break your silence, here's a challenge:

Our favourite Master Assassins are, well, <i>master assassins</i>.  That entails a considerable amount of ... emmm ... "professional activity" - not to mention the occasional misfire, because we don't become masters at anything unless we learn from our failures.  With that in mind, I invite you to consider the following questions and turn them into meta, comment ficlets, three-sentence fics, drabbles, or recs for stories (your own or other people's) that you think answer them, or that fit with this slightly distasteful topic.  Humour, thrill rides, slapstick, angst fests - anything goes!

- Famous, infamous and/or utterly fictional shufflings off of this mortal coil that our favourite pair may have been involved in ("He's way too young to have done Jimmy Hoffa."  "You sure about that, sir?")
- Favourite methods of dispatch ("She's called <i>Black Widow</i> for very good reasons," Coulson remarks after reading her file.)
- What happened that time, long before Natasha joined SHIELD, when they both went after the same target?
- Consider the paperwork!  ("Do we include minions?"  "If they shoot back, absolutely.")
- Drakoff's daughter or others caught in the crossfire
- Any other angle you find particularly delicious, horrifying or angst-provoking

Go wild! Consider this practice for the Promptathon!

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4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)</small>

 

Comments

[inkvoices]

Ha, excellent Clint questions :D They need to know arrows so they can restock *nods*. (Although considering how accurate Clint is and that we've seen him reuse arrows/collect arrows to reuse of there's a time he uses A LOT the supply team must be like, "Shit.")

[sgteam14283]

I feel like the R&D department has their own 'Clint Barton' area where they just try and come up with the most ridiculous things to put into arrows. But jokes on them, Clint likes most of the gags and is more than willing to field test them.

(the paperwork's a nightmare though)