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ATTF: Hits and Misses
Dear Members of the Best Bar!
Wake up!!! Come out and play!! To entice you to break your silence, here's a challenge:
Our favourite Master Assassins are, well, <i>master assassins</i>. That entails a considerable amount of ... emmm ... "professional activity" - not to mention the occasional misfire, because we don't become masters at anything unless we learn from our failures. With that in mind, I invite you to consider the following questions and turn them into meta, comment ficlets, three-sentence fics, drabbles, or recs for stories (your own or other people's) that you think answer them, or that fit with this slightly distasteful topic. Humour, thrill rides, slapstick, angst fests - anything goes!
- Famous, infamous and/or utterly fictional shufflings off of this mortal coil that our favourite pair may have been involved in ("He's way too young to have done Jimmy Hoffa." "You sure about that, sir?")
- Favourite methods of dispatch ("She's called <i>Black Widow</i> for very good reasons," Coulson remarks after reading her file.)
- What happened that time, long before Natasha joined SHIELD, when they both went after the same target?
- Consider the paperwork! ("Do we include minions?" "If they shoot back, absolutely.")
- Drakoff's daughter or others caught in the crossfire
- Any other angle you find particularly delicious, horrifying or angst-provoking
Go wild! Consider this practice for the Promptathon!
Wake up!!! Come out and play!! To entice you to break your silence, here's a challenge:
Our favourite Master Assassins are, well, <i>master assassins</i>. That entails a considerable amount of ... emmm ... "professional activity" - not to mention the occasional misfire, because we don't become masters at anything unless we learn from our failures. With that in mind, I invite you to consider the following questions and turn them into meta, comment ficlets, three-sentence fics, drabbles, or recs for stories (your own or other people's) that you think answer them, or that fit with this slightly distasteful topic. Humour, thrill rides, slapstick, angst fests - anything goes!
- Famous, infamous and/or utterly fictional shufflings off of this mortal coil that our favourite pair may have been involved in ("He's way too young to have done Jimmy Hoffa." "You sure about that, sir?")
- Favourite methods of dispatch ("She's called <i>Black Widow</i> for very good reasons," Coulson remarks after reading her file.)
- What happened that time, long before Natasha joined SHIELD, when they both went after the same target?
- Consider the paperwork! ("Do we include minions?" "If they shoot back, absolutely.")
- Drakoff's daughter or others caught in the crossfire
- Any other angle you find particularly delicious, horrifying or angst-provoking
Go wild! Consider this practice for the Promptathon!
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fire in my bones (pretty PG)
“Some fire, huh?” Clint asks, one foot propped up against the surveillance van’s black paneled doors. Above them, flames claw at the pinprick stars. “Not that I’m a pyro or anything, but man, don’t you ever just get the urge, seeing something like that?”
Natasha watches the line of Clint’s throat as he gulps from a water bottle and thinks, not for the first time and probably not for the last, that he is a fucking idiot. “You’re a moron, Barton,” she says. “Fires never end well.”
Take this mission, for example, where they’ve been flushed out of a Naples warehouse by some bottom-tier mafia lackey’s shitty idea of an extraction plan. Now the mafioso they’re here for has escaped and Coulson is scrambling to locate all the SHIELD teams on the assignment. The beautiful glow of the blaze doesn’t do much to mitigate the havoc it has wreaked.
“Oh, c’mon.” Clint nudges an elbow into her side. “Tell me you haven’t ever set something on fire.”
Natasha blinks and the inferno in front of her is replaced by one from her memories. This is São Paulo, and this is four years ago, and this is the fire she couldn’t control. She’d poured her accelerant across the research lab, careful to drench the lab assistants, careful to keep herself dry. She’d been careful, careful, careful, but that hadn’t stopped the fire from spreading. Caution, Natalia, patience, but the flames leapt from the research wing to the hospital proper, engulfed the ER and the surgery unit and--and--
“We can’t find STRIKE Beta,” Melinda May reports to Coulson in the present, tension pulling her voice urgent and tight. “They were last seen entering the warehouse via the south corridor, but there’s no response. I think we may need to call it--”
“I’ll find them,” Natasha volunteers, pushing away from the van and ignoring Clint’s sputters of protest. “Alone. I don’t need Barton.”
“I’ll never get Fury to sign off on this,” Coulson argues. “It’s far too risky.”
Natasha looks at the climbing flames. In São Paulo, she watched a hospital burn, heard the shrieking screams of dying children, and did nothing. In São Paulo, her handler clamped an approving hand on her shoulder and commended her ruthlessness, her dedication. In São Paulo, she held the matches in her shaking hands and formed her own rational thought for the first time in a decade: They are innocent. I should be saving them.
She didn’t save those innocents, but she can save these. “Just tell Fury you couldn’t stop me.” In the time it takes for Coulson to form an objection and Clint to grab uselessly at her arm, Natasha ducks, snatches up Clint’s discarded infrared goggles, and zips around the warehouse corner. The south corridor is farthest from the growing conflagration, so if she’s quick, they’ll be out before it all goes to hell.
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