I wasn't anticipating a hilarious fill for this prompt, maybe something darkish where Clint slips into obsession. I certainly wasn't anticipating laughing out loud through almost all of it! My aching ribs, this is brilliant! :D
Everything is redacted in Redactedville! Thighs can be a primary weapon! Clint jealous of her kill rate. The hypothetical with Coulson. Clint's obsession with the 27 people and a nail file! “I’m just saying it’s, y’know... above average.” Bwahahaha! And then Clint's weapon's inventary being 'the usual', ‘Brief: take down deadly and highly effective assassin who’s been known to kill 27 troops using only a nail file. Risk category: high.’, and I am also a deadly and highly-effective assassin. So. Much. Hilarity. And then, right at the end, wouldn't it be a waste... This leapt into my favourite fics, seriously, so, so good <3
Re: FIC: Agent Barton's Strictly Professional Interest (Part 4/4)
Everything is redacted in Redactedville! Thighs can be a primary weapon! Clint jealous of her kill rate. The hypothetical with Coulson. Clint's obsession with the 27 people and a nail file! “I’m just saying it’s, y’know... above average.” Bwahahaha! And then Clint's weapon's inventary being 'the usual', ‘Brief: take down deadly and highly effective assassin who’s been known to kill 27 troops using only a nail file. Risk category: high.’, and I am also a deadly and highly-effective assassin. So. Much. Hilarity. And then, right at the end, wouldn't it be a waste... This leapt into my favourite fics, seriously, so, so good <3