ext_385301: blue bow (Marvel - Natasha critical mass)
http://lar_laughs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lar_laughs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] be_compromised 2012-07-21 05:58 am (UTC)

The last thing we need here is MORE PROMPTS but here you go...

Cocktail AU (Movie Crossover)

Clint is a bar tender on the beach, trying to earn some money while having some fun. He's got a few special drinks he likes to make that have become quite legendary with the people who've heard about the little hole-in-the-wall he's at. One day, a beautiful red head comes in and asks for a Master Assassin. He asks her if she want it virgin or hard core. She gives him a little smile that is nothing like the "come hither" glances he gets all day and says, "What do you think?" He's so shook up, all he can do is mix the drink and accept her money. Before he can find the words (any words!) to say, she's gone.

But she's all he can think about. When she comes in the next night and asks for the same thing, he's prepared to be all suave. Problem is, he can't get to her fast enough and someone else is helping her. Plus, tonight she seems to be on a date with a guy with an eyepatch. Clint can't compete with an eye patch!

He thinks it's all over but she comes in the next night and refuses to let anyone else help her until Clint is free. Yada yada yada. She wears his shirt home.

And that, my friends, is what we call fate.

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