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Secret Santa 2019: Choices Post
Hi All, here's how this works: below is an anonymised list of what people have said they would like to receive as a gift in the Secret Santa exchange. People taking part in the exchange: please reply to this post by midday GMT Sunday 27th October with your FIRST, SECOND, and THIRD choices for what gift you’d like to create. We’ll use these choices to help match people up. All comments will be screened.
For example:
FIRST: twenty-four
SECOND: three
THIRD: sixteen
A few things:
- you're not guaranteed your choices, but we will be using these to match you up as best we can and keeping to your choices as much as possible
- you have until midday GMT Sunday 27th October to comment with your choices or we'll match you up without one. (If everyone comments before then we’ll try to send them earlier)
- your match will be sent to you by email, so please check your emails including your spam folder for anything that comes from be_compromised@hotmail.com and let us know if you don't receive anything by November 1st.
And onwards to the main event…
ONE
Prompts:
1) 'God damn maybe I am a little paranoid
Cause I can feel it getting harder to breathe
I really don't know when it began to be unbearable
But now it's sickening me'
(Disturbed - The Best Ones Lie)
2) "There are certain moments where I consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. This is not one of those moments."
3) 1920s AU, whichever way you want to take it - all swinging twenties and pomp and fun, noir detective adventures, a sad and tragic period piece... whatever you like!
4) familiarity
/fəmɪlɪˈarɪti/
noun
1. close acquaintance with or knowledge of something
2. relaxed friendliness or intimacy between people
Yes please: Mundane AU, scifi, fantasy or magical realism. And smut. Smut is good, either as part of a longer story or a as a PWP. Kink is more than welcome. Canon is great too, and moving along the timeline for either comics or MCU.
No thank you: Anything related to AOU or the Barton farm and family, and importing comics characters into movieverse fic and vice versa. Also please no crossovers to non-Marvel canons either, no excessive fluff, no marriage or kids. Oh and no Coulson and please avoid Loki. And please no fusions or crossovers with other fandoms either.
Characters/Pairings: For movieverse, aside from Clint/Nat, I would also love poly Clint/Nat/Bucky, Nat/Bucky, Sam/Bucky, Steve/Bucky, or Steve/Sam. For comicsverse, platonic Clint & Nat rooted in their deep and long connection as exes, or romantic Clint/Kate.
TWO
Prompts:
1) Post-New York either using original 2012 Avengers footage or the added scene with them drinking in 2019 Endgame. What do they do? How do they handle it? But most importantly, what are they doing TOGETHER? (Conversly, if they are not hanging out together, why are they doing separately in that time period? And how do they get back together as a well-oiled team?)
2) We made three rules when we started to sleep together - 1) friendship always comes first, 2) nothing changes except that we now do nakey things together, and 3) no romantic feelings - but i broke rule 3 and you’re the only person i want to talk about it with
3) OT3 Bucky/Nat/Clint - someone struggling with depression and sending a ‘i’m hermitting’ text to their friends but waking up to find their friends cleaning their apartment and making food and setting up a movie night because they don’t want them to feel alone
4)Post mission taking care of each other
5) Blind Date AU: They keep winding up at the same restaurants with awful blind dates until one night they say screw it and try a date with each other.
Yes please: Tropes, romance, smut, OT3s, little quiet moments, AUs, crossovers and fusions (leverage, good place, person of interest, doctor who, whatever you know I like.)
No thank you: Character death - if you're going to be Endgame compliant, find a way to make them come back. Not a huge fan of Natasha/Bruce, although I love Bruce as a friend. Anything with Clint & Loki is a turn off. Also dnw A/B/O, non-con, rape (although I'm a-ok with kinky smut.) Not a huge fan of kid!fic with these two unless it incorporates Clint's existing kids (and Morgan now, as well, I suppose)
Characters/Pairings: I will take Clint and Natasha any way I can get them! Friends, lovers, spouses, etc. I'm ok if they're coupled with other people (except the "no thank yous") and I am really, really ok with OT3 - Clint/Nat/Laura and Clint/Nat/Bucky being my preferences. Or heck, Clint/Nat/Kate is awesome too. I'm a sucker for any canon coupling in the MCU and the ones that should have been but weren't (Thor/Val, Steve/Bucky - although that doesn't mean to shy away from Sharon or Peggy.) Take from the MCU or any comic run or mash them up together to suit your purposes.
THREE
Prompts:
1) Dragon!AU
2) Natasha the art/jewel thief, Clint the insurance investigator – think The Thomas Crown Affair
3) 5 + 1 – outsider’s POV of the Barton/Romanoff romance
4) Clint and Natasha indulging/going along with each other’s hobbies; or Clint helping Natasha figure out what kinds of hobbies she enjoys
5) Clint and Natasha undercover for either SHIELD or the Avengers at The Amazing Race – and having to work hard at NOT coming in first in all of the challenges
6) anything you can piece together from the ‘Yes please’!
Yes please: fluff, mission fic, competence porn, domestic assassins, happy endings, 5 + 1, crossovers, AUs, romance, team-as-family, Lucky, Liho, sex is good but not a necessity, banter, friends-to-lovers, outsider POV
No thank you: unresolved angst, heavy angst, death fic, gore, torture, Clint and Natasha not ending up together, non-con, major character death, let’s just ignore Endgame shall we?
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha, team fic, Marvel ladies
FOUR
Prompts:
1) “I got you for Secret Santa so I got you this really sentimental gift, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that I’ve been in love with you for one million years”
2) A mission at a ski lodge doesn’t go to plan.
3) The practice of burying or concealing items in the structure of a house is called immurement. While renovating a house, Clint and Natasha find something surprising in the walls.
4) Someone feels that celebrating the holidays at the beach borders on sacrilegious; the other takes this as a challenge to have the best beach holidays ever.
5) Only one person can be crowned the best baker of the Avengers. Despite the fact that neither of them know how to bake, Clint and Natasha are each determined to win the title.
Yes please: feel free to include: enemies to friends to lovers (or just friends to lovers), banter, Kate Bishop and America Chavez, mission fics, Natasha interacting with ladies (Maria, Pepper, and/or Melinda May) and the rest of the Avengers team. I love Natasha and Steve being friends, especially when she goes to him for life or dating advice! I'm a sucker for fake dating and the more rom-com it is, the better :D
No thank you: death fics, ABO/anything particularly kink-based, kid/pregnancy fics, horror/gore
Characters/Pairings: 1. I pretty much don’t acknowledge canon for these two after Winter Soldier. I’m fine with the farm conceptually but I’m not particularly interested in Laura/the Barton fam and very super extremely not interested in Bruce/Natasha. Completed disinterested in Infinity War/Endgame! Also cool with AUs and I love when comics canon comes into play! 2. For this exchange I’d like Clint/Natasha to be the main focus, but I also like Steve Rogers/Maria Hill, Thor/Valkyrie, Scott Lang/Hope van Dyne, and America Chavez/Kate Bishop.
FIVE
Prompts:
1) Deaf!Clint making the farm more Accessible for him and/or teaching the kids ASL as they grow up.
2) Farm Shenanigans (feat. Lucky).
3) Clint and Natasha on a day off
4) Five Times Clint and Nat didn't hold hands + One Time they did (can include endgame or not)
5) Secret Santa Avengers style (aka how do you hide your gift from Master Assassin's?)
Yes please: Fraction!Hawkeye, Clint, Laura, and Natasha all being Friends and BFFs, Fluff fluff fluff. Witty banter.
No thank you: non-con
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Laura, Clint/Natasha (both MCU compliant and not)
SIX
Prompts: Classic 2012-era Clintasha - friends-to-lovers, starting at SHIELD, secretly married/coupled, pretend-married/coupled, Budapest - go nuts with those tropes you thought were outdated and no one wants anymore! Feel free to sleuth through my promptathon prompts for inspiration.
Yes please: Time travel, AU, multiverse. Post-Clint/Laura, or Nat goes to the farm and hangs with the kids. Real-life politics intrude. Post-infinity war/Endgame fixits or alternative time lines. Competence porn, mission fic, banter. Occupy Avenger-style heroics in every-day scenarios. Unexpected inclusion from the far end of the MCU is always welcome.
No thank you: relationship or Laura bashing; death!fic (yes, I know...); ABO; PWP (I like sexytimes as much as the next girl, but it has to be "earned"); graphic violence; baby!fic; threesome.
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Clint & Natasha. Clint/Laura & Nat is fine too (but not Clint/Laura/Nat).
SEVEN
Prompts:
1) Winter tropes (cabin in a snowstorm, baking, that kinda thing).
2) Long term missions.
3) Road trip shenanigans.
Yes please: My preference for verse would be - 616-comicverse, then movies.
No thank you: I don't have any hard-no's, honestly.
Characters/Pairings: I like shippy-and-together Clint/Nat from either the comics or movies. Other pairings I like are Clint/Bobbi Morse, and Nat/Matt Murdock, so polyship potential?? Haha.
EIGHT
Prompts:
1) Teenaged Clint finds teenaged Natasha who’s just escaped from the Red Room and has to hide her from both Red Room agents and his foster family.
2) Maria and Laura are friendly exs and Maria accidentally (or on purpose) sets her up with Clint and Natasha. Years later Clint tells the story, How I Met Your Mothers, to the Barton kids.
3) Sharon, Maria, and Natasha become bffs by bonding over SHIELD gossip and judging each others love lives.
4) An Au based on your favorite book or movie! Seriously, I love Every AU, yes even that one based on an obscure fantasy novel.
Yes please: Go create what you'd like, but I enjoy good natured/gentle teasing, domestic moments, and banter. The team all being friends and especially the ladies all being friends would be very appreciated. I'd prefer something with a happy/positive ending. Endgame didn’t happen unless everyone lived.
No thank you: Character death (esp Endgame canon character death),
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Nat and Clint/Nat/Laura. I’m down with pretty much any MCU canon pairing as well (except Bruce/Nat). If anyone wants to indulge in some Nat/Yelena as well….I won’t complain.
NINE
Prompts:
1) Clint and Nat are on a mission from SHIELD (either in a remote part of Canada or any part of Europe (north of the Alps, Eastern Europe into Russia)). They have completed that mission, but right that day, a heavy snowstorm causes all the airports around them to close up for the holidays and they are, more or less, stuck in that town since all of the roads are closed up as well. Cue them spending some quality time together, celebrating Christmas (bonus if it's Natasha's first "real" Christmas, due to Western standards) with the things available to them in their location (another bonus if they get together in a romantic sense during that time)
2)There's a saying that goes "Misery loves Company". Therefore, Bucky and Clint, both raw from the events in "Endgame", are teaming up to spend the holidays together (Bucky doesn't want to impose on Sam's family, neither does he want to spend any time with Old Steve; Clint has had trouble to re-connect with his family on an emotional level ever since Bruce's snap). Cue their surprise when right on Christmas Evening, they get the surprise of their life (in the person of a reincarnated Natasha showing up). I'll leave it to the gifter to figure out the how's and why's, but what I want is as much fluff as possible (be it in a romantical or a pure friendship between them three way)
3) As it turns out, Tony LOVES Christmas (or any other holiday celebrated around that time of year). So much that he decorates the whole Avengers Tower bottom to top. And of course, there's at least one mistletoe hanging over a doorway on every floor. The rest of the Avengers is a bit suspicious, but over the course of December, they all get trapped under one and subsequently kiss. All of them? No, all of them except for Natasha. Which, in turn, makes the guys creative and competitive to finally steal a kiss from her. Which of the guys will be the lucky one, and what will he have to do to succeed?
4) Christmas Party at Avengers Tower/Compound. Go nuts! Just some ideas: Earth-born characters explaining (and failing at) Christmas to spacebound characters (or those who only have heard about it); Thor's Asgardian Mead; a wayward mistletoe; spiked eggnog; shenanigans galore; ugly sweaters, courtesy of Tony (and it's mandatory to wear them); Secret Santa, ....
Yes please: All the fluff, be it season-related or just the guys and gals! Happy Endings, Meet-Cutes, BAMF Ladies, Sexy Times, Three- or Moresomes, Weddings, Kids, Crossovers with the Fraction!verse (it's the only verse I know so far), Idiots in Love (aka Mutual Pining, with or without some "helpful" friends)
No thank you: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-con, Character Bashing, Nat's Endgame ending, any of the bad guys (e.g. Rumlow, Pierce, Thanos) in a featuring part (mentioning is okay, though), Unhappy Endings, Suicide including attempts, any kind of Watersports (the kink ones), NO Bruce/Natasha romantic pairing (friendship is totally okay!) (the same goes for Steve/Sharon, please not even as a background pairing), Jealousy (to the point it will drive a wedge between characters)
Characters/Pairings: Characters: Clint, Natasha, Bucky, Sam, Steve, and pretty much everyone from the hero side of the MCU/Fraction!verse. Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Clint/Natasha/Bucky, Bucky/Clint, Bucky/Natasha, Steve/Natasha, Natasha/Sam, Sam/Natasha/Steve, Bucky/Natasha/Steve, Bucky/Natasha/Sam, Clint/Natasha/Sam, Clint/Natasha/Steve, Clint/Laura/Natasha, Laura/Natasha, Clint/Laura, Clint/Wanda, Clint/Pietro, Natasha/Wanda, Carol/Natasha (all of these pairings also work as friendship for me!)
TEN
Prompts:
1) five times Lucky solved the case and one time Hawkeyes did
2) threesome clubbing with UST and porn
3) mission fic somewhere cool
4) Tales of Suspense 100 tie-ins
5) Day in the Life fics
6) any kind of cool sci-fi/fantasy AU
Yes please: I love both non-AUs and AUs, with a particular fondness for dystopia, urban fantasy and magical realism. I love female friendships (and friendship in general) and badass ladies. I am a-okay with everything ranging from PWP sex (though some DNW exist, see below) through to genfic. I love competency porn, banter and snark, threesomes, relationship negotiation (esp in threesomes), friends to lovers, big casts and cameo characters, UST and pining (ALL THE PINING).
No thank you: canon compliance past Civil War/Black Panther, AoU Barton Farm, heavy BDSM, rape/non-con, dub-con, incest, abuse, A/B/O, curtain fic, kid fic, character death and character bashing. Also not a huge fan of marriage proposals.
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Clint/Natasha/Bucky, Clint/Natasha/Steve, Clint/Bucky, Clint & Kate, Natasha & ladies, general friendships
ELEVEN
Prompts:
I am old school Clintasha (c. 2012).
1) “Is this love, Agent Romanoff?” “Love is for children. I owe him a debt.“ “Oh my, well, this is awkward...” “What are you talking about, Loki?” “Agent Barton had a very different answer...”
2) Clint accompanies Nat on her travels after the events of TWS (he was also the one with his rifle trained on Sitwell when Sam calls him).
3) Clint and Natasha have maintained a close, yet professional, relationship over their years together in SHIELD and as part of the Avengers. Following “the Snap”, how does that change? (Does he stay with her at the Avenger facility or come back when she asks him to? Is he still Ronin? What triggers them to finally act on their feelings?)
4) Comics — 2013 Avengers Assemble arc written by Kelly Sue DeConnick: Natasha has distributed redemption/karmic tokens to certain people whose lives she negatively affected. The last panel shows Clint looking at his token. Why does he have it or how does he cash it in?
5) A Christmas story (cold, snow, presents, romance, etc)
Yes please: Friends to lovers; slow burn; assassin-style romance; fluffy but not sappy; keep characters in character; all Avengers welcome; action/mission fic; Avengers as family; hurt-comfort ok; sexy times ok; happy ending please; as much Clintasha as possible
No thank you: NO Barton family; NO character death
Characters/Pairings: Clintasha; all Avengers welcome; I love Pepper, so she would be very welcome; Lucky and Liho can come out to play
For example:
FIRST: twenty-four
SECOND: three
THIRD: sixteen
A few things:
- you're not guaranteed your choices, but we will be using these to match you up as best we can and keeping to your choices as much as possible
- you have until midday GMT Sunday 27th October to comment with your choices or we'll match you up without one. (If everyone comments before then we’ll try to send them earlier)
- your match will be sent to you by email, so please check your emails including your spam folder for anything that comes from be_compromised@hotmail.com and let us know if you don't receive anything by November 1st.
And onwards to the main event…
ONE
Prompts:
1) 'God damn maybe I am a little paranoid
Cause I can feel it getting harder to breathe
I really don't know when it began to be unbearable
But now it's sickening me'
(Disturbed - The Best Ones Lie)
2) "There are certain moments where I consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. This is not one of those moments."
3) 1920s AU, whichever way you want to take it - all swinging twenties and pomp and fun, noir detective adventures, a sad and tragic period piece... whatever you like!
4) familiarity
/fəmɪlɪˈarɪti/
noun
1. close acquaintance with or knowledge of something
2. relaxed friendliness or intimacy between people
Yes please: Mundane AU, scifi, fantasy or magical realism. And smut. Smut is good, either as part of a longer story or a as a PWP. Kink is more than welcome. Canon is great too, and moving along the timeline for either comics or MCU.
No thank you: Anything related to AOU or the Barton farm and family, and importing comics characters into movieverse fic and vice versa. Also please no crossovers to non-Marvel canons either, no excessive fluff, no marriage or kids. Oh and no Coulson and please avoid Loki. And please no fusions or crossovers with other fandoms either.
Characters/Pairings: For movieverse, aside from Clint/Nat, I would also love poly Clint/Nat/Bucky, Nat/Bucky, Sam/Bucky, Steve/Bucky, or Steve/Sam. For comicsverse, platonic Clint & Nat rooted in their deep and long connection as exes, or romantic Clint/Kate.
TWO
Prompts:
1) Post-New York either using original 2012 Avengers footage or the added scene with them drinking in 2019 Endgame. What do they do? How do they handle it? But most importantly, what are they doing TOGETHER? (Conversly, if they are not hanging out together, why are they doing separately in that time period? And how do they get back together as a well-oiled team?)
2) We made three rules when we started to sleep together - 1) friendship always comes first, 2) nothing changes except that we now do nakey things together, and 3) no romantic feelings - but i broke rule 3 and you’re the only person i want to talk about it with
3) OT3 Bucky/Nat/Clint - someone struggling with depression and sending a ‘i’m hermitting’ text to their friends but waking up to find their friends cleaning their apartment and making food and setting up a movie night because they don’t want them to feel alone
4)Post mission taking care of each other
5) Blind Date AU: They keep winding up at the same restaurants with awful blind dates until one night they say screw it and try a date with each other.
Yes please: Tropes, romance, smut, OT3s, little quiet moments, AUs, crossovers and fusions (leverage, good place, person of interest, doctor who, whatever you know I like.)
No thank you: Character death - if you're going to be Endgame compliant, find a way to make them come back. Not a huge fan of Natasha/Bruce, although I love Bruce as a friend. Anything with Clint & Loki is a turn off. Also dnw A/B/O, non-con, rape (although I'm a-ok with kinky smut.) Not a huge fan of kid!fic with these two unless it incorporates Clint's existing kids (and Morgan now, as well, I suppose)
Characters/Pairings: I will take Clint and Natasha any way I can get them! Friends, lovers, spouses, etc. I'm ok if they're coupled with other people (except the "no thank yous") and I am really, really ok with OT3 - Clint/Nat/Laura and Clint/Nat/Bucky being my preferences. Or heck, Clint/Nat/Kate is awesome too. I'm a sucker for any canon coupling in the MCU and the ones that should have been but weren't (Thor/Val, Steve/Bucky - although that doesn't mean to shy away from Sharon or Peggy.) Take from the MCU or any comic run or mash them up together to suit your purposes.
THREE
Prompts:
1) Dragon!AU
2) Natasha the art/jewel thief, Clint the insurance investigator – think The Thomas Crown Affair
3) 5 + 1 – outsider’s POV of the Barton/Romanoff romance
4) Clint and Natasha indulging/going along with each other’s hobbies; or Clint helping Natasha figure out what kinds of hobbies she enjoys
5) Clint and Natasha undercover for either SHIELD or the Avengers at The Amazing Race – and having to work hard at NOT coming in first in all of the challenges
6) anything you can piece together from the ‘Yes please’!
Yes please: fluff, mission fic, competence porn, domestic assassins, happy endings, 5 + 1, crossovers, AUs, romance, team-as-family, Lucky, Liho, sex is good but not a necessity, banter, friends-to-lovers, outsider POV
No thank you: unresolved angst, heavy angst, death fic, gore, torture, Clint and Natasha not ending up together, non-con, major character death, let’s just ignore Endgame shall we?
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha, team fic, Marvel ladies
FOUR
Prompts:
1) “I got you for Secret Santa so I got you this really sentimental gift, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that I’ve been in love with you for one million years”
2) A mission at a ski lodge doesn’t go to plan.
3) The practice of burying or concealing items in the structure of a house is called immurement. While renovating a house, Clint and Natasha find something surprising in the walls.
4) Someone feels that celebrating the holidays at the beach borders on sacrilegious; the other takes this as a challenge to have the best beach holidays ever.
5) Only one person can be crowned the best baker of the Avengers. Despite the fact that neither of them know how to bake, Clint and Natasha are each determined to win the title.
Yes please: feel free to include: enemies to friends to lovers (or just friends to lovers), banter, Kate Bishop and America Chavez, mission fics, Natasha interacting with ladies (Maria, Pepper, and/or Melinda May) and the rest of the Avengers team. I love Natasha and Steve being friends, especially when she goes to him for life or dating advice! I'm a sucker for fake dating and the more rom-com it is, the better :D
No thank you: death fics, ABO/anything particularly kink-based, kid/pregnancy fics, horror/gore
Characters/Pairings: 1. I pretty much don’t acknowledge canon for these two after Winter Soldier. I’m fine with the farm conceptually but I’m not particularly interested in Laura/the Barton fam and very super extremely not interested in Bruce/Natasha. Completed disinterested in Infinity War/Endgame! Also cool with AUs and I love when comics canon comes into play! 2. For this exchange I’d like Clint/Natasha to be the main focus, but I also like Steve Rogers/Maria Hill, Thor/Valkyrie, Scott Lang/Hope van Dyne, and America Chavez/Kate Bishop.
FIVE
Prompts:
1) Deaf!Clint making the farm more Accessible for him and/or teaching the kids ASL as they grow up.
2) Farm Shenanigans (feat. Lucky).
3) Clint and Natasha on a day off
4) Five Times Clint and Nat didn't hold hands + One Time they did (can include endgame or not)
5) Secret Santa Avengers style (aka how do you hide your gift from Master Assassin's?)
Yes please: Fraction!Hawkeye, Clint, Laura, and Natasha all being Friends and BFFs, Fluff fluff fluff. Witty banter.
No thank you: non-con
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Laura, Clint/Natasha (both MCU compliant and not)
SIX
Prompts: Classic 2012-era Clintasha - friends-to-lovers, starting at SHIELD, secretly married/coupled, pretend-married/coupled, Budapest - go nuts with those tropes you thought were outdated and no one wants anymore! Feel free to sleuth through my promptathon prompts for inspiration.
Yes please: Time travel, AU, multiverse. Post-Clint/Laura, or Nat goes to the farm and hangs with the kids. Real-life politics intrude. Post-infinity war/Endgame fixits or alternative time lines. Competence porn, mission fic, banter. Occupy Avenger-style heroics in every-day scenarios. Unexpected inclusion from the far end of the MCU is always welcome.
No thank you: relationship or Laura bashing; death!fic (yes, I know...); ABO; PWP (I like sexytimes as much as the next girl, but it has to be "earned"); graphic violence; baby!fic; threesome.
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Clint & Natasha. Clint/Laura & Nat is fine too (but not Clint/Laura/Nat).
SEVEN
Prompts:
1) Winter tropes (cabin in a snowstorm, baking, that kinda thing).
2) Long term missions.
3) Road trip shenanigans.
Yes please: My preference for verse would be - 616-comicverse, then movies.
No thank you: I don't have any hard-no's, honestly.
Characters/Pairings: I like shippy-and-together Clint/Nat from either the comics or movies. Other pairings I like are Clint/Bobbi Morse, and Nat/Matt Murdock, so polyship potential?? Haha.
EIGHT
Prompts:
1) Teenaged Clint finds teenaged Natasha who’s just escaped from the Red Room and has to hide her from both Red Room agents and his foster family.
2) Maria and Laura are friendly exs and Maria accidentally (or on purpose) sets her up with Clint and Natasha. Years later Clint tells the story, How I Met Your Mothers, to the Barton kids.
3) Sharon, Maria, and Natasha become bffs by bonding over SHIELD gossip and judging each others love lives.
4) An Au based on your favorite book or movie! Seriously, I love Every AU, yes even that one based on an obscure fantasy novel.
Yes please: Go create what you'd like, but I enjoy good natured/gentle teasing, domestic moments, and banter. The team all being friends and especially the ladies all being friends would be very appreciated. I'd prefer something with a happy/positive ending. Endgame didn’t happen unless everyone lived.
No thank you: Character death (esp Endgame canon character death),
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Nat and Clint/Nat/Laura. I’m down with pretty much any MCU canon pairing as well (except Bruce/Nat). If anyone wants to indulge in some Nat/Yelena as well….I won’t complain.
NINE
Prompts:
1) Clint and Nat are on a mission from SHIELD (either in a remote part of Canada or any part of Europe (north of the Alps, Eastern Europe into Russia)). They have completed that mission, but right that day, a heavy snowstorm causes all the airports around them to close up for the holidays and they are, more or less, stuck in that town since all of the roads are closed up as well. Cue them spending some quality time together, celebrating Christmas (bonus if it's Natasha's first "real" Christmas, due to Western standards) with the things available to them in their location (another bonus if they get together in a romantic sense during that time)
2)There's a saying that goes "Misery loves Company". Therefore, Bucky and Clint, both raw from the events in "Endgame", are teaming up to spend the holidays together (Bucky doesn't want to impose on Sam's family, neither does he want to spend any time with Old Steve; Clint has had trouble to re-connect with his family on an emotional level ever since Bruce's snap). Cue their surprise when right on Christmas Evening, they get the surprise of their life (in the person of a reincarnated Natasha showing up). I'll leave it to the gifter to figure out the how's and why's, but what I want is as much fluff as possible (be it in a romantical or a pure friendship between them three way)
3) As it turns out, Tony LOVES Christmas (or any other holiday celebrated around that time of year). So much that he decorates the whole Avengers Tower bottom to top. And of course, there's at least one mistletoe hanging over a doorway on every floor. The rest of the Avengers is a bit suspicious, but over the course of December, they all get trapped under one and subsequently kiss. All of them? No, all of them except for Natasha. Which, in turn, makes the guys creative and competitive to finally steal a kiss from her. Which of the guys will be the lucky one, and what will he have to do to succeed?
4) Christmas Party at Avengers Tower/Compound. Go nuts! Just some ideas: Earth-born characters explaining (and failing at) Christmas to spacebound characters (or those who only have heard about it); Thor's Asgardian Mead; a wayward mistletoe; spiked eggnog; shenanigans galore; ugly sweaters, courtesy of Tony (and it's mandatory to wear them); Secret Santa, ....
Yes please: All the fluff, be it season-related or just the guys and gals! Happy Endings, Meet-Cutes, BAMF Ladies, Sexy Times, Three- or Moresomes, Weddings, Kids, Crossovers with the Fraction!verse (it's the only verse I know so far), Idiots in Love (aka Mutual Pining, with or without some "helpful" friends)
No thank you: Major Character Death, Rape/Non-con, Character Bashing, Nat's Endgame ending, any of the bad guys (e.g. Rumlow, Pierce, Thanos) in a featuring part (mentioning is okay, though), Unhappy Endings, Suicide including attempts, any kind of Watersports (the kink ones), NO Bruce/Natasha romantic pairing (friendship is totally okay!) (the same goes for Steve/Sharon, please not even as a background pairing), Jealousy (to the point it will drive a wedge between characters)
Characters/Pairings: Characters: Clint, Natasha, Bucky, Sam, Steve, and pretty much everyone from the hero side of the MCU/Fraction!verse. Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Clint/Natasha/Bucky, Bucky/Clint, Bucky/Natasha, Steve/Natasha, Natasha/Sam, Sam/Natasha/Steve, Bucky/Natasha/Steve, Bucky/Natasha/Sam, Clint/Natasha/Sam, Clint/Natasha/Steve, Clint/Laura/Natasha, Laura/Natasha, Clint/Laura, Clint/Wanda, Clint/Pietro, Natasha/Wanda, Carol/Natasha (all of these pairings also work as friendship for me!)
TEN
Prompts:
1) five times Lucky solved the case and one time Hawkeyes did
2) threesome clubbing with UST and porn
3) mission fic somewhere cool
4) Tales of Suspense 100 tie-ins
5) Day in the Life fics
6) any kind of cool sci-fi/fantasy AU
Yes please: I love both non-AUs and AUs, with a particular fondness for dystopia, urban fantasy and magical realism. I love female friendships (and friendship in general) and badass ladies. I am a-okay with everything ranging from PWP sex (though some DNW exist, see below) through to genfic. I love competency porn, banter and snark, threesomes, relationship negotiation (esp in threesomes), friends to lovers, big casts and cameo characters, UST and pining (ALL THE PINING).
No thank you: canon compliance past Civil War/Black Panther, AoU Barton Farm, heavy BDSM, rape/non-con, dub-con, incest, abuse, A/B/O, curtain fic, kid fic, character death and character bashing. Also not a huge fan of marriage proposals.
Characters/Pairings: Clint/Natasha, Clint/Natasha/Bucky, Clint/Natasha/Steve, Clint/Bucky, Clint & Kate, Natasha & ladies, general friendships
ELEVEN
Prompts:
I am old school Clintasha (c. 2012).
1) “Is this love, Agent Romanoff?” “Love is for children. I owe him a debt.“ “Oh my, well, this is awkward...” “What are you talking about, Loki?” “Agent Barton had a very different answer...”
2) Clint accompanies Nat on her travels after the events of TWS (he was also the one with his rifle trained on Sitwell when Sam calls him).
3) Clint and Natasha have maintained a close, yet professional, relationship over their years together in SHIELD and as part of the Avengers. Following “the Snap”, how does that change? (Does he stay with her at the Avenger facility or come back when she asks him to? Is he still Ronin? What triggers them to finally act on their feelings?)
4) Comics — 2013 Avengers Assemble arc written by Kelly Sue DeConnick: Natasha has distributed redemption/karmic tokens to certain people whose lives she negatively affected. The last panel shows Clint looking at his token. Why does he have it or how does he cash it in?
5) A Christmas story (cold, snow, presents, romance, etc)
Yes please: Friends to lovers; slow burn; assassin-style romance; fluffy but not sappy; keep characters in character; all Avengers welcome; action/mission fic; Avengers as family; hurt-comfort ok; sexy times ok; happy ending please; as much Clintasha as possible
No thank you: NO Barton family; NO character death
Characters/Pairings: Clintasha; all Avengers welcome; I love Pepper, so she would be very welcome; Lucky and Liho can come out to play