I love that you guys are PLOTTING THIS FIC FOR ME when my notes on it from my actual facts notebook were along the lines of:

Tony: Hey Clint?
Clint: Mmm?
Tony: How would you have stopped hte Velociraptors?
Clint: What?
Tony: In Jurassic Park. Be Muldoon.
Clint: I have more than one rocket launcher.
Tony: Oh.
Natasha: Clint doesn't do animal jobs.
Steve: Animal jobs?
Clint: Nothing with poop. It's in my contract.
Bruce: Why didn't I think of that.
Thor: Are you sure these beasts are extinct? I would ride an Apatosaurus like my Father rides Sliepnir.


...LOOK I LIKE JURASSIC PARK OKAY