SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN DAMN DRINKS. ALTHOUGH IF YOU BUY ONE FOR DARCY AS WELL SHE MIGHT FETCH YOURS TOO, IF YOU ASK VERY, VERY NICELY.

(WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T ASK VERY, VERY NICELY? SHE TASERS YOU. THEN HER BEST FRIEND HITS YOU WITH HER TRUCK. THEN COULSON HAS WORDS WITH YOU. TRUST US, YOU WANT TO ASK VERY NICELY INDEED. OR FETCH YOUR OWN DAMN DRINK.)