**cue impromptu dance party**

[workerbee73.livejournal.com]

We have 500 people watching this comm.

Let me say it again: We have 500 people watching this comm. And 442 members.

On May 6, 2012, when this bar was opened, we had 4 (and yes, those four consisted of your beloved mods who saw a little film called Avengers and had some feelings and just wanted a place to find some fic and geek out.)

So, in honor of this momentous occasion, I hereby declare it to be Friday one day early. Bring me your squee, your flail, your randomness, your Renner Problems, your Scarlett Feelings, your team!shawarma love, your pics, your gifs, your thinky thoughts, your what-the-heck-ever you like. Today is a day of jubilee, my friends.


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I love everyone in this bar.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I knoooow.

I actually caught myself calling my roommate "woman" yesterday. ("Woman, get in the car, we need some fucking frozen custard.") My roommate is a dude. Needless to say, he was confused. I FELT NO SHAME.

[workerbee73.livejournal.com]

NOR SHOULD YOU.

YOU SPEND TIME IN THE RENNER TAG, THIS IS PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE BEHAVIOR.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

YOU KNOW WHAT WOMAN

I'M GOING TO FRIEND THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

[workerbee73.livejournal.com]

WOMAN, I FUCKING WISH YOU WOULD.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

WOMAN I JUST DID

[inkvoices]

WOMEN, I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

WOMAN I ALWAYS FUCKING LOVE BEING LOVED

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

Woman, I'm having the SAME fucking problem. I'm so afraid that I'm going to drop an F-bomb at the fucking office and freak out my coworkers (who think I'm a well behaved employee).

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

It's a fucking Rennerdemic, Woman. Luckily, my workplace made up the fucking "Dick Chaney Memo" years ago, which is code for "Go Fuck Yourself" so I'm more fucking likely to drop a fucking "Oh, DICK CHANEY" than I am to fucking drop a fuck.

That might help. I've also fucking used "shampoo" before, because "Go Shampoo Yourself" is fucking hilarious.

Woman.

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

Woman, I am stealing the fuck out of "Oh DICK CHENEY!" Just so you fucking know.

And THIS is why I love everyone in this bar. ;-)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

IT IS A WONDERFUL CUSSWORD.

(In highschool we also used "Mongoose" I am a cussing wizard.)

[im-ridiculous.livejournal.com]

No seriously, you have to stop.
You are (fucking) making me snort (fucking) tea out my (fucking) nose. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Well, I don't think I can disobey that icon.

[sugar-fey.livejournal.com]

I'm in the postgrad office supposedly working on my thesis like a good research student and I'm afraid that any moment I could start a) swearing, b) getting up from desk and dancing squeefully, c) both.

[lar_laughs.livejournal.com]

Man, I want to start doing this at work, too!

WOMAN, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY COUNTER AND GO FIND THE DAMN SHAVING CREAM YOUR OWN DAMN SELF.

That feels good. Thanks!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I have the distinct pleasure of working for my best friend, so occasionally we just bitch about shit on AIM or gchat, and he knows how profane I am.

[lar_laughs.livejournal.com]

I work WITH some of my best friends but it would be cool to work FOR my best friend. It's always nice to get to be who you are without having to hold anything back. Sometimes I get so tired of projecting something that I'm not!

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

LOLz, I just saw your "ask" over on her Tumblr!

ALL THE THUMBS UP!

*And I need to buy MOAR icons so I can upload the Renner Thumbs up icon*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

WOMAN I FELT SHE NEEDED TO KNOW

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

Woman, she TOTALLY needed to know! I don't even have a fucking Tumblr, and I left her a note this morning.

I'm going to go into fucking withdrawal while I'm on vacation and away from the Internets this week. =P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Woman get a tumblr we can be friends forever.

JUST TAKE THE MEMORY OF JEREMY'S ARMS. THEY WILL KEEP YOU WARM IN YOUR TIME OF NEED.

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

I AM TAKING MY LAPTOP WITH MY IMAGE COLLECTION ON IT. I WILL LOVE IT AND PET IT AND CALL IT GEORGE!!!

[inkvoices]

WOMAN, I JUST SAW THIS TOO AND BUST A RIB FUCKING LAUGHING.

"WHAT DID YOU ALL DO LAST NIGHT, WOMEN"

UMMM...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

NOTHING

WE STAYED HOME AND WORKED ON OUR RENNER TRAPS

[inkvoices]

WOMAN, THAT WAS WHAT ALL THE ROPE WAS FUCKING FOR, WE SWEAR.