AMERICANS! I NEED YOU!!!

[anillogicalmind.livejournal.com]

Okay, serious point now guys. I need answers. Does anybody in America ever use the term 'hoofers' when describing feet?

Actually, I'd be interested to know if anyone other than me ever uses that term. 

Guys. 

GUYS. 

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PLOT POINT IN MY NEXT FIC!

And, if not, I need a derogatory term for feet commonly used in America. Okay? Thanks. :D

(Posting on b_c too because it's totally relevant, and, as im_ridiculous said, I need a more legitimate sample size for my survey. WISE WORDS.)

Comments

[latech.livejournal.com]

We also say 'our dogs are barking' when our feet are tired. Perhaps it's just in the South US though... It's strange now that I think about it. lol

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

I think it comes from the "Hush Puppies" shoe brand? Or is that a chicken-and-the-egg question? Which came first, the "Hush Puppies" shoe brand or the phrase "My dogs are barking"?