Welcome to this week's FRIDAY GUEST POST! IT IS ALL ABOUT NATASHA, ALL THE TIME! (Sometimes I think that our lovely community focuses more on Jeremy Renner and that our love for him overshadows the devastatingly beautiful Scarlet.)

PART ONE

With the Valentines Prompt-a-thon going on right now, I thought I'd help everyone's imagination by making a picspam of some of my favourite photoshoots of our dear Natasha. It's a bit pic-heavy and so not friendly to slow connections (although I've done my best to optimize the images).

( SCARLET PICSPAM )

PART TWO

Some of my favourite fics deal with three things:
1. checking in with a partner/asking permission/enthusiastic consent
2. the male worshipping the female/determined to prioritize her pleasure
3. male on female oral sex (aka cunnilingus)

Here are a few fic recs that follow on this 'Clint worships Natasha's body'-theme.

WARNING: ALL FICS HAVE AN NC-17 RATING FOR EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT

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Hopefully this post helps your plot bunnies take over, just in time for filling all those prompts!

If you have any of your own favourite pictures of Scarlet or fics where Clint is focused on her pleasure, PLEASE post them in the comments!!!!!

So two of my girlfriends and I went to the movies this afternoon.  We were supposed to go tonight but, feeding the kids and all that ...  Anyway.  Off we headed, without said children (the thing is rated "R" for a reason) to the IMAX 3D Silver City to see Hansel and Gretel, Witchhunters.  (Of course, the reviews sucked, and of course, the critics are wrinking their noses.   But I noticed the Rotten Tomatoes score actually keeps climbing, and me and my friends would watch a two-hour slide of Jeremy Renner, sooo ...

What's not to love?

( Steampunk Leather )And whaddya know?  Yes, certain reviewers -- who obviously have no sense of humour -- tittered about the anachronisms.  Hello?  Fairy Tale?  Exactly whose time line are we talking about here?  We had a grand ol' time.  Expected campy gore, got campy gore.  Witch bits flying at us in 3D!  Things blowing up!  Evil people getting smooshed in bad ways!  IMHO, we are looking at a future Midnight Classic.  (They scoffed at Starship Troopers, too, didn't they?  Now look where it is, in the pantheon of A-grade B-movies!) 

What I didn't expect -- and the moment when I whispered to Kathy that I'd just gotten my price of admission's worth -- is this.

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The whole thing can best be summed up by the line "Revenge won't bring back our parents.  But it sure as hell feels good."  

So -- yeah.

 

So a friend had posted this on Facebook and the first thing I though was that someone needs to turn this into a fic. I thought the people that frequent this particular bar might get a kick out of it.

Okay, serious point now guys. I need answers. Does anybody in America ever use the term 'hoofers' when describing feet?

Actually, I'd be interested to know if anyone other than me ever uses that term. 

Guys. 

GUYS. 

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT PLOT POINT IN MY NEXT FIC!

And, if not, I need a derogatory term for feet commonly used in America. Okay? Thanks. :D

(Posting on b_c too because it's totally relevant, and, as im_ridiculous said, I need a more legitimate sample size for my survey. WISE WORDS.)

Greetings, thou of the Honorable 547...

If your week's been anything like mine, I think we could all use a good old-fashioned picspam. (And if an impromptu dance party breaks out, well, we all knew the risks.) In other news, we are up to 496 official members, and I know it goes without saying but it's not gonna stop me---I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.

**sends virtual tackleglomps and high fives through the interwebs**


And now, onto All Things Highly Problematic. You know the drill. Have a seat, grab a fan and a cold beverage, smoke 'em if you got 'em and take deep breaths.

TOGETHER WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS.

( WARNING!! DANGER!!! )

cos sugar said it was okay to post this. new gifs off tumblr (read: i didn't make these)

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how do i tag this? i hope i did that right.

Time for a good, old-fashioned hoedown of spammage and silliness and REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF.

So much various and sundry it almost won't fit under a cut....WARNINGS FOR HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC EVERYTHING. (this is why I should not be allowed to eat carbs. you give me a bagel in the morning and i get delusions of grandeur. going back to green things and protein shakes, stat.)


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