Anyone else watch Jimmy Kimmel last night?

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

Anyone else watch Renner on Jimmy Kimmel last night?

OMFG, Renner is such a... I don't even know what to call him. Words fail. [Now watch me write a bunch of words. Big liar that I am....]

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdWS0WP6iRc

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoz_ViyvyTU

Part 3 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUyvuJvbwsk

Teasing his host. "I'm a jackass."

The story about his 11 hour "camping trip" during part 1 of the interview! *dies*

Renner - “Take a little sleeping pill. Pop it. And realize nothing’s happening. But something else is happening. And I realized that, very quickly, that that A *hand gestures* was actually a little V *flips hand upside down* on the pill. Because not only did I not sleep the entire flight, I was camping happening.”


Kimmel - “Someone gave you a Viagra instead of an Ambien?”

Renner - “Yeah. Yeah.”

Renner - “The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke. They’re like 'Can we get you anything Mr. Renner? Hee hee.' I’m like yeah, funny. ICE! *points to crotch* Ice."


Hee! Yeah, I’ll bet they wanted to help with that!

*dies and iz ded*

ETA - Just realized on re-watch that the camping story is a couple years old. He says, "Dennis Hopper, rest his soul..." Hopper died in May 2010.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

WHERE ARE ALL THE GIFS OF HIM SMACKING THE HELL OUT OF THE TOASTER? WHERRRRE. I must have them.

[brickhousewench.livejournal.com]

Tumblr will provide I'm sure.

[mslauren2930.livejournal.com]

my "Jeremy Renner tumblr" google search is a standing thing in my IE for things like this.