25 July 2012 @ 06:56 am
Anyone else watch Jimmy Kimmel last night?  
Anyone else watch Renner on Jimmy Kimmel last night?

OMFG, Renner is such a... I don't even know what to call him. Words fail. [Now watch me write a bunch of words. Big liar that I am....]

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdWS0WP6iRc

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoz_ViyvyTU

Part 3 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUyvuJvbwsk

Teasing his host. "I'm a jackass."

The story about his 11 hour "camping trip" during part 1 of the interview! *dies*

Renner - “Take a little sleeping pill. Pop it. And realize nothing’s happening. But something else is happening. And I realized that, very quickly, that that A *hand gestures* was actually a little V *flips hand upside down* on the pill. Because not only did I not sleep the entire flight, I was camping happening.”


Kimmel - “Someone gave you a Viagra instead of an Ambien?”

Renner - “Yeah. Yeah.”

Renner - “The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke. They’re like 'Can we get you anything Mr. Renner? Hee hee.' I’m like yeah, funny. ICE! *points to crotch* Ice."


Hee! Yeah, I’ll bet they wanted to help with that!


*dies and iz ded*

ETA - Just realized on re-watch that the camping story is a couple years old. He says, "Dennis Hopper, rest his soul..." Hopper died in May 2010.
 
 
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[identity profile] alaxes.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:22 am (UTC)
OMG, I died laughing!

LET’S STRETCH, BITCHEESSS!


Jeremy is just great!
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:27 am (UTC)
It was SOOOOOO worth me staying up way past my bedtime last night to watch him live! Hee!

And he's going to be on Leno Friday night. =D
[identity profile] alaxes.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:35 am (UTC)
And he's going to be on Leno Friday night. =D
I really hope somebody will upload it! Sometimes it really sucks living in Germany -.-
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:40 am (UTC)
I'm sure someone will. I had no trouble finding the Kimmel episode on YouTube. The only problem seems to be if the videos are visible in all countries or not. (I'm assuming you were able to watch the ones I linked to?)
[identity profile] alaxes.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:43 am (UTC)
(I'm assuming you were able to watch the ones I linked to?)
Yes, thank you!
[identity profile] xheartlikeminex.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 02:50 am (UTC)
I was loling over the LET'S STRETCH, BITCHES! :D
[identity profile] andrea-ze.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:51 am (UTC)
*lol* Thanks you soooooo much for shareing this.
Having friends like these you surely do not need any enemies!

Still, I love camping...and I´m really swift with putting up and down (!) tents, Jerry! *blinks innocently*

*HUG*
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 11:54 am (UTC)
I´m really swift with putting up and down (!) tents

Not me. I'm one of those people who has to smooth out all the wrinkles before I put mine away.

HEE!
[identity profile] andrea-ze.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:58 pm (UTC)
Hehe, due to his ...equipement there won´t be much wrinkles...just tender, smooth.... *smirks*

Stop now. The man is absolutelly droooollllllsworthy, but he is a human being and not sex object, right????
*sighs*
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 01:00 pm (UTC)
I was talking about tents! What were you talking about?!?! =0

*whistles innocently*
[identity profile] andrea-ze.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
yeah...tents.
[identity profile] sugar-fey.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:04 pm (UTC)
Oh god, Renner. You are such an adorable dork.

What does Jimmy Kimmel have against Matt Damon? Am I missing something?
[identity profile] workerbee73.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:37 pm (UTC)
It's part of the Sarah Silverman spoof (and the 'I'm ****ing Matt Damon' song)? That's what I figured.


and omg yes-- the derpiest, most adorkable man in the world.



Also--Thank you for posting this! So excited to see it on my internets this morning since I missed it last night.

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[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:44 pm (UTC)
You're so very welcome! I was just super excited to have something to contribute to the fun!

Because (you knew I was going to say this, right?) I love everyone in this bar!
[identity profile] workerbee73.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 02:21 pm (UTC)
Because (you knew I was going to say this, right?) I love everyone in this bar!


:D :D :D

**SEAL CLAPS**
[identity profile] colorstoobright.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 04:07 pm (UTC)
He had this running joke where he used to say, "I'm sorry Matt Damon, we ran out of time for your guesting on the show" at the end of every show. This started a fake feud~ between them. Later in 2005 or 2006 (can't remember), Sarah Silverman (Kimmel's then gf) made a song called "I'm Fucking Matt Damon", revealing that she and Damon had an affair behind Kimmel's back. Kimmel then retaliated, telling Damon, "You take something I love, I take something you love" and recorded the song "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck", revealing they had an affair.

tl;dr: watch the I'm Fucking Matt Damon video, it's hilarious.
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:49 pm (UTC)
*laughs* That was hysterical. Thank you for posting the links.
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:59 pm (UTC)
I was JUST DYING watching it last night. Of all the stories to tell on network TV, let's talk about his raging erection. LOLz.

I swear, he enjoys being a Bad Boy.
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 01:02 pm (UTC)
He's such a dork and yet I want to just hug him. Can't you just picture him out on the lawn watering the hikers and plotting his paintball gun purchase?
[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 12:59 pm (UTC)
WHERE ARE ALL THE GIFS OF HIM SMACKING THE HELL OUT OF THE TOASTER? WHERRRRE. I must have them.
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 01:01 pm (UTC)
Tumblr will provide I'm sure.
[identity profile] mslauren2930.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 02:06 pm (UTC)
my "Jeremy Renner tumblr" google search is a standing thing in my IE for things like this.
[identity profile] rose-griffes.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 02:09 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahaha, oh Renner.
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http://lar_laughs.livejournal.com/: Marvel - Clint thumbs up[identity profile] lar_laughs.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 02:54 pm (UTC)
Oh, that is awesome! Thanks for sharing!

Makes me want to go camping...
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[identity profile] maxiekatt2.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 04:17 pm (UTC)
Someone made ringtones lol - http://renner-rennsday.tumblr.com/post/27984696471/ringtones-bitches
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[identity profile] mollybarton.livejournal.com on July 25th, 2012 07:14 pm (UTC)
Ah, Jeremy. The King of TMI. Never, ever change, baby.
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[identity profile] chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 12:02 am (UTC)
This just made an end of the crappy day way less crappy. Thanks for posting this. His stories are always about the most random shit. I loved the top comment saying "somebody had a rennerection.
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 12:16 am (UTC)
This just made an end of the crappy day way less crappy.

Oh, I'm so glad I was able to make a crappy day a little less crappy for you! =D

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[identity profile] pixiesio.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 12:23 am (UTC)
*gigglesnort* I laughed so bad at his "camping" story. And then the talk of why he moved.

"Stretch bitches!!!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!

I was laughing so loudly watching this at 5am, my neighbours must've been wondering what I was up to. ;-)
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 12:39 am (UTC)
I figured i just had to share the love. =D
[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 12:42 am (UTC)
Oh. My. Thor. HELLO!!! Thank you so much for posting this! Oh, my goodness, he's fabulous!!
[identity profile] brickhousewench.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 01:32 am (UTC)
Oh your Thor? Where did you get your own Thor?!?!

I WANT ONE!!!!!
[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 04:06 am (UTC)
Heh. I wrote into a fic once that in the middle of a giggling fit/nervous breakdown, Clint and Tasha came up with the idea of saying "Oh, my Thor" instead of "Oh, my God". My family's been using it ever since. It's ridiculously catchy and confuses anyone within earshot. Hee!
inkvoices: avengers:your face[personal profile] inkvoices on July 26th, 2012 06:43 pm (UTC)
I caught the Renner bits online afterwards and basically sat there in fits of giggles saying outloud 'you did not just say that! You just said that! What the why?!' That man LOL.
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