Signs You Have Gotten Lost on the Good Yacht Clint/Natasha

[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

This is by no means an exhaustive list. It is expected that the other delightful souls on this yacht will add more signs in the comments. Because there are more signs. Trust us.

1. Any time you see anything—anything—else that Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansson has ever been in, you know that it's just Hawkeye or Black Widow undercover. And you can't believe that everyone else doesn't know that.
2. You also know that any time you saw Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansson that they are really Hawkeye or Black Widow undercover.
3. You know that all of his friends and coworkers call Jeremy Renner by his last name. All of them. You've never heard anyone call him anything besides Renner.
4. You are familiar with the debate about Renner's eye color and you have an opinion that you're not afraid to share. Although that opinion may change.
5. The sound of Jeremy Renner's singing voice makes your ovaries hum with happiness. You seek out this happiness from YouTube on a regular basis.
6. You know that Scarlett Johnasson is hygienic.
7. You stalked the Promptathon. It PWNED your weekend. This ownage shows no signs of stopping.
8. You would sell your sister's soul to get a Hawkeye/Black Widow movie. And then you would stalk it.
9. You already stalk IMDb to see what Hawkeye and Black Widow will be in next. (Notice the names used there – not an accident.)
10. You love everyone in this bar, and you really do feel like they're your drinking buddies now.
11. You go back and forth on the issue of whether or not Black Widow and Hawkeye should procreate. You think you've made up your mind, then you read that other fic and you change your mind. Again.
12. Rope. 'Nuff said.

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[inkvoices]

ONE, SEVEN, AND TEN LIKE WOAH :D All of them, with possibly emphasis on 12 *grins* but ONE, SEVEN, AND TEN.

13) That you may be lost, but you know that you are on a F@*&ING YACHT.

14) You will do anything to watch The Unusuals, even if it's only available in Region One and that ain't your region.

15) You find yourself wandering the outer reaches of the internet, where you have never explored before, all in the hopes of finding more Clint/Natasha goodness. Especially for pretty pictures.

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[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

16. Arm porn. Just...arm porn. :D

[Can't believe I forgot that!]

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[chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com]

100% relate to your 15. So freaking true.

[aurora-0811.livejournal.com]

18) You're really excited for The Bourne Legacy but the Clint/Natasha shipper in you is more excited about and flailing at the thought of all the crossover/undercover fic and graphics that will inevitably be made.

[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

THIS.

[daxcat79.livejournal.com]

19. You have intimate knowledge about Budapest from hours upon hours of research. Lol

[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

I just did a fic with pictures at the promptathon. One of the pictures in there is a map. If one were to blow that picture up and look closely at it, one might find that it is a map of downtown Budapest. ::ahem:: :D

[workerbee73.livejournal.com]

20. You might fall into the Renner tag on tumblr on a regular basis, but at least there are a lot of friends over there to keep you company.


(also? i fucking love this bar. and this list. and all you people. OH MAH GAWD.)

[lorienwillow.livejournal.com]

20a. You join tumblr for the sole purpose of following the Renner tag.

[workerbee73.livejournal.com]

21. You keeping meaning to write meaningful, deep, thought-provoking fic but then there was rope and ... well, smut happens.

22. You regret nothing.

[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

22. You regret nothing.

-Hi, I'm Jada, and I'm a Renner addict.
-Hi, Jada.
-But really I don't know why I'm here, 'cause it's not like I'm sorry.
-It's okay, Jada. Just let it out.
-But I don't want to. Yeah, I'm gonna go now.

NOT SORRY!!!! :D

[workerbee73.livejournal.com]

23. You never, ever thought you'd join a prayer circle.

And then you did.

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

I have four sisters so I'm willing to sell them for a total package of Hawkeye/Black Widow movies 1-4.

17. You'll pay for a Tom Cruise movie just to see Jeremy on the big screen.

[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

17. You'll pay for a Tom Cruise movie just to see Jeremy on the big screen. imayormaynothavedonethattoday::cough::ineededmi4ondvd!::cough::

[inkvoices]

*raises hand* Guilty as charged. So, so worth it. BECAUSE I JUMPED!

[aurora-0811.livejournal.com]

You mean Tom was in MI4?????

Oops, didn't notice him during all the Renner stretching and ass shots. *snicker*

[chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com]

OMG my life right now. I'm trying to keep it secret from everybody that I actually want to watch the Mission Impossible movies (if I'm going to do it I will watch them in order) because I've been vocal about it for years that I don't want to see the movies and that I don't like Tom Cruise....yet now I have this undying interest to seen Ghost Protocol. There is no explanation other than love for Renner. Little embarrassed to openly admit to such things to family and friends, although my guess is they suspect already, lol.

[maxiekatt2.livejournal.com]

24. You attempt, with varying degrees of success, to recruit your online and in real life friends to join Team Renner. This includes making one friend watch all ten episodes of The Unusuals and trying not to cheer to loudly when she asks what other Renner movies you have because you don't want to scare her off.

[anuna-81.livejournal.com]

*raises both hands* GUILTYYYYYY!!!!!

[8m57w6.livejournal.com]

WhateverNumberWe'reOnNow: You record shows you don't watch or care about at all just to see Bourne Legacy footage on a screen larger than your laptop. Then proceed to replay the same 30 second clip a million times over.

[paksenarrion2.livejournal.com]

26. You've seen The Avengers twenty times in the theatre. People are ready to drag you to an intervention so you've stopped mentioning it to them.

27. You'd planned a trip to Las Vegas four months ago to see Santana on September 22nd. Due to fly back on September 27th, you gladly paid an extra %150 to push your flight back a day so that you would be home to pick up your pre-ordered DVD of The Avengers.

As for #8? said trip to Vegas will be with older sister. I can make some arrangements with any Devil I happen to come across. I love my sister but...

[chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com]

All of these are brilliant, but I have to say 8 and 11 made me laugh pretty hard. Very true. I have debates about 11 in my head all of the time.

My own addition is a little bit odd, but there was this bin at Safeway that was selling these cheap plastic cups with super heroes and barbies and crap on them. There were Avengers one, with individual Avengers on them. I stood there for 10 minutes looking at every single cup to find a Hawkeye one to go with the Black Widow one I found quickly. Unfortunately I couldn't find one and I contemplated buying one online so I would have the pair. It was a sad day.

So I guess going to unreasonable lengths to acquire Black Widow or Hawkeye merchandise that is meant for 10 year olds should count.

[lorienwillow.livejournal.com]

There was a Black Widow cup? Dang - all our Walmart had was cups with the four flashy Avengers (Hulk, Cap, Iron Man, Thor). Should have dug deeper.

[cybermathwitch.livejournal.com]

5, 7, 10, 12 - OHHELLALLTHEOTHERSTOO!

But those four, in particular...

I am just so over the moon right now I may never come back. :D

(And yes, Prompt-a-Thon pwned my weekend despite the out-of-town gathering I was at the whole time. Have laptop will Fandom.)

I am having Farscape 'Shippers List flashbacks in ALL THE BEST WAYS RIGHT NOW!

[anuna-81.livejournal.com]

28) You can find C/N inspiration in every (love) song you hear.

29) You don't stop plotting fics in your head, no matter if you're awake or asleep.

30) Promptathon is the first thing you check when you're online.

Also? I had lot of discussions about #11 with myself, then I sort of made up my mind. Also, 10. 10!!! This is the best damn bar ever! Also, #7 like WHOA. This thing is a lifesaving, life ruining undertaking of AWESOME.

[jacedesbff.livejournal.com]

Numbers 29 and 30 LIKE WHOA!!! Oh, my goodness, I fall asleep to the mental image of whatever fic I'm working on. HELLO!! And who *doesn't* check the Promptathon first thing? Those people exist? What's wrong with those people? *humph*

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