23 July 2012 @ 07:44 pm
Signs You Have Gotten Lost on the Good Yacht Clint/Natasha  
This is by no means an exhaustive list. It is expected that the other delightful souls on this yacht will add more signs in the comments. Because there are more signs. Trust us.

1. Any time you see anything—anything—else that Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansson has ever been in, you know that it's just Hawkeye or Black Widow undercover. And you can't believe that everyone else doesn't know that.
2. You also know that any time you saw Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansson that they are really Hawkeye or Black Widow undercover.
3. You know that all of his friends and coworkers call Jeremy Renner by his last name. All of them. You've never heard anyone call him anything besides Renner.
4. You are familiar with the debate about Renner's eye color and you have an opinion that you're not afraid to share. Although that opinion may change.
5. The sound of Jeremy Renner's singing voice makes your ovaries hum with happiness. You seek out this happiness from YouTube on a regular basis.
6. You know that Scarlett Johnasson is hygienic.
7. You stalked the Promptathon. It PWNED your weekend. This ownage shows no signs of stopping.
8. You would sell your sister's soul to get a Hawkeye/Black Widow movie. And then you would stalk it.
9. You already stalk IMDb to see what Hawkeye and Black Widow will be in next. (Notice the names used there – not an accident.)
10. You love everyone in this bar, and you really do feel like they're your drinking buddies now.
11. You go back and forth on the issue of whether or not Black Widow and Hawkeye should procreate. You think you've made up your mind, then you read that other fic and you change your mind. Again.
12. Rope. 'Nuff said.
 
 
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[identity profile] chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 07:37 am (UTC)
All of these are brilliant, but I have to say 8 and 11 made me laugh pretty hard. Very true. I have debates about 11 in my head all of the time.

My own addition is a little bit odd, but there was this bin at Safeway that was selling these cheap plastic cups with super heroes and barbies and crap on them. There were Avengers one, with individual Avengers on them. I stood there for 10 minutes looking at every single cup to find a Hawkeye one to go with the Black Widow one I found quickly. Unfortunately I couldn't find one and I contemplated buying one online so I would have the pair. It was a sad day.

So I guess going to unreasonable lengths to acquire Black Widow or Hawkeye merchandise that is meant for 10 year olds should count.

Edited 2012-07-24 07:43 am (UTC)
[identity profile] lorienwillow.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 02:51 pm (UTC)
There was a Black Widow cup? Dang - all our Walmart had was cups with the four flashy Avengers (Hulk, Cap, Iron Man, Thor). Should have dug deeper.
[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 02:55 pm (UTC)
For me it was Diet Dr. Pepper cans. Which I don't drink. Ever. But it's okay, because I have a matched set on my shelf. Yep. :D
[identity profile] maxiekatt2.livejournal.com on July 26th, 2012 05:19 am (UTC)
I bought soda for my staff at work and I asked my one employee what she would like and she started to say "Diet ..." and I cut her off with, "Dr. Pepper?" She gave me a weird look and said, "I guess so ... sure."

I'm allergic to nutrasweet, so this was the only way I could justify buying a twelve pack of something that makes my throat close up lol.
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 11:43 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one when it comes to the cups. I have one of each sitting on my desk.