23 July 2012 @ 07:44 pm
Signs You Have Gotten Lost on the Good Yacht Clint/Natasha  
This is by no means an exhaustive list. It is expected that the other delightful souls on this yacht will add more signs in the comments. Because there are more signs. Trust us.

1. Any time you see anything—anything—else that Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansson has ever been in, you know that it's just Hawkeye or Black Widow undercover. And you can't believe that everyone else doesn't know that.
2. You also know that any time you saw Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansson that they are really Hawkeye or Black Widow undercover.
3. You know that all of his friends and coworkers call Jeremy Renner by his last name. All of them. You've never heard anyone call him anything besides Renner.
4. You are familiar with the debate about Renner's eye color and you have an opinion that you're not afraid to share. Although that opinion may change.
5. The sound of Jeremy Renner's singing voice makes your ovaries hum with happiness. You seek out this happiness from YouTube on a regular basis.
6. You know that Scarlett Johnasson is hygienic.
7. You stalked the Promptathon. It PWNED your weekend. This ownage shows no signs of stopping.
8. You would sell your sister's soul to get a Hawkeye/Black Widow movie. And then you would stalk it.
9. You already stalk IMDb to see what Hawkeye and Black Widow will be in next. (Notice the names used there – not an accident.)
10. You love everyone in this bar, and you really do feel like they're your drinking buddies now.
11. You go back and forth on the issue of whether or not Black Widow and Hawkeye should procreate. You think you've made up your mind, then you read that other fic and you change your mind. Again.
12. Rope. 'Nuff said.
 
 
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[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 02:57 pm (UTC)
Wasn't that thoughtful of him? *smiles benevolently*
inkvoices: avengers:jrenner problem[personal profile] inkvoices on July 24th, 2012 03:09 pm (UTC)
Director: Look, Tom, what we want you to do is this rather complicated stunt - don't worry, we can use a stunt double if you'd prefer, although Jeremy, he does his own stunts, so, yeah, anyway. We want you to fall off a building. So we can film Jeremy doing a butt wriggle.

Tom: Seriously? Why don't you just film him doing that stupid lunge warm up thing and stick that in the movie? I'm feeling a lack of love here!

Director: That, wow, that is a brilliant idea! HEY, JEREMY? LUNGE!
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 03:25 pm (UTC)
*dies laughing*

Director: Could someone get Tom out of his trailer? He's sulking again.

Jeremy: *butt wiggles around while he is waiting*
inkvoices: avengers:jrenner problem in progress[personal profile] inkvoices on July 24th, 2012 03:33 pm (UTC)
Mission Impossible Five: Return of the Lunge
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 03:40 pm (UTC)
Director: Sorry, Tom, we're going to have to let you go. Jeremy's ass is a better actor and frankly more lucrative.
inkvoices: avengers:jrenner problem[personal profile] inkvoices on July 24th, 2012 03:42 pm (UTC)
Tom: *contacts everyone he knows to get a Hawkeye movie in the works*

Tom: hey, director, apparently Renner's busy :D
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
And now we have come full circle.

*worships Tom a little*

Jeremy: No problem, I can multitask. Besides, William Brandt is just Hawkeye undercover.
[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
PA: Do I have to get him out? It's so much more pleasant when he's holed up.
Director: I know. But he thinks he's the star. We're trying not to let him know the truth.
PA: *sigh* All riiiiight.
[identity profile] lil-1337.livejournal.com on July 24th, 2012 11:46 pm (UTC)
PA: We've secretly replaced Tom Cruise with Jeremy Renner, lets see if anyone notices.

Movie Patron: Oh, my, God! Tom looks so good in this movie!

Patron #2: I thought Tom was getting old, but he was amazing.

#3: *suspicious* Is this decaf?