Warnings: Action-movie level violence, sexual references, swearing.

Summary: AU Where Clint is Indiana Jones and Natasha is Lara Croft. When Clint and Natasha traverse the crypt they find that traps are the least of their worries.

Thanks again to lar_laughs for her wonderful betaing and to the evil league of evil for all their inspiration. Part 1 is here. Part 2 is below.

An eerie wind howled through the tomb, turning Clint’s sweat cold against his skin.

“That would have been scary if we were carrying flame torches.” Clint was unimpressed.