Title: Ask Me No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies
Author/Artist: Koren M. (cybermathwitch)
Disclaimer: Not mine. If they were, there'd already be a Black Widow/Hawkeye movie.
Pairing: Clint/Natasha
Rating: All Audiences
Warnings: crack? Mostly crack. Mild language and innuendo.
Spoilers: The Avengers
Type: Stand-Alone
Word Count: 1,223
Summary: Imagine, if you will, the press conferences and news stories and magazine and blog articles that must have followed the Battle of New York. (Almost) everyone - well no, not everyone, mostly Clint and Natasha - get their 15 minutes of fame, including that Random Science-Geeky Guy from SHIELD's armory R&D. (Well, maybe he only gets five minutes...)

Author's Notes: During NaNoWriMo, one thing I resorted to in a fit of "ohgodohgod I need to make my wordcount and what is this even?!" was asking my friends and enablers family for interview questions to put to the Avengers, because why not? (This is actually a wonderful tactic for generating words and shaking things loose.)

This is the result. Many thanks to my various "Interviewers".


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