The Bad Wolf made Jack Harkness immortal. The Red Room Natasha.

His name isn't Jack yet the first time he meets Natasha.
But he won't remember the meeting, nor the two years after that.

The (other) first time Jack meets Natasha, it's the Cold war and she's killing him, again and again.

The first time Natasha meets Jack, he's pointing a gun at Clint's head.
"Who do you think created the Time Agency, SHIELD boy?"

The (other) first time Jack meets Natasha, it's the Cold war and she's killing him, again and again.

I am salivating about that image! I've never really given much thought to all the Doctor Who crossovers but these scenes are great!

Clint and Natasha get assigned a target in Bludhaven and end up running into the local vigilante known as Nightwing. Disagreements and friction abounds when they have to work together to take down the target.

I want to drag you to all of my favourite places and explore together all of the places I've never been to before.

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When they finally come to destroy the earth
They'll have to go through you first
I bet they won't be expecting that

(lyrics from Invincible by OK GO)

Harry Potter-verse AU where they're Aurors and/or members of the Order of the Phoenix.

OMG, I want that!

Battlestar Galactica AU

any particular way you're thinking about Nat and Clint into BSG?

He's never seen her look sexier than when he found her in denim cutoffs and a black tank top, working on the engine of a classic muscle car. And then she started talking dirty to him, "1969 Chevy Camaro ZL1, 500 horsepower, 0 to 60 in 5.3 seconds."

They can clean the upholstery, but they'll never get her blood out.

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......oh

I am the patron saint of lost causes
A fraction of who I once believed
only a matter of time
Opinions I would try and rewrite
If life had background music playing your song
I've got to be honest, I tried to escape you

Hands, like secrets, are the hardest thing to keep from you
Lines and phrases, like knives, your words can cut me through
Dismantle me down
You dismantle me
You dismantle me

(lyrics from Dismantle. Repair. by Anberlin)

Clint, Nat, Coulson & Arrow the dog, sprawled on the couch, watching old Captain America footage...

Tempting! Can I build that into something that's already starting to take shape in my mind? :-)

Natasha doesn't like to show weakness. (Clint gets that, he doesn't either.)
When on missions, every agent needs to report a situation that can potentially compromise their combat readiness and endanger the mission.
But when she's home and has the leisure to do so, Natasha tends to retreat in a corner and lick her wounds alone.
Clint finds her like that, lying on her bed, feverish and miserable, a basin within reaching distance.
He advances cautiously and tries to help.

You poor thing (if I understand "self-insertion" properly). That sounds like me, two weeks ago ... Waves of cooling sympathy from Canada! Feel better soon, both you and Natasha!

It's not exactly a character trait they look for in assassins.

Summer Camp AU

There's a sky full of stars, a blazing camp fire, a platter full of marshmallows just waiting to be set on fire, and years full of camp songs just waiting to be sung as soon as everyone got truly desperate for fun. Later, if he's lucky, there will be skinny dipping in the lake with the cute red-head across the circle. She's refused to acknowledge his presence but Clint's pretty sure that's a good sign.

Natasha and ballet.

Does it make a difference if it's Natasha as a ballet dancer, or if it's Natasha attending the ballet?

- Any kind of sequel to the Breakout prose novel. (I know there are a few, but there need to be more!)



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- A follow-up to Avengers Assemble #12/13 Widow's marker arc

Clint always assumed he'd die in a blaze of glory, saving the world. Or at the very least through an act of his own supreme stupidity. He never thought it would be like this, with his body slowly failing him.

*gross sobbing*
Can someone save him, please?

"There are a lot of kills on our records, some we took because we had to, some because we wanted to, and some we didn't take at all."

5 times Steve maybe catches Clint and Natasha, uh, fondueing.

+ 1 time he joins in?

Russian Roulette.

A super soldier and two assassins walk into a bar.

The Kiss in Avengers Assemble #5, and its aftermath.

Edited 2013-07-12 01:37 pm (UTC)

(I really don't want to be at work today so...)

Clint and Natasha doing the inevitable paperwork after an assignment is over.

For some reason, I imagine them bribing each other with the most outrageous things to get the other to do all of the paperwork.

Clint -- "I'll give you a foot massage every night for a week if you do the report this time."

Because I'm on a Leonard Cohen binge lately....

But all I’ve ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you

I was actually thinking of doing a story called "Not a Victory March" (even started a doc and saved the title) but then it kinda wanted to be dark and right now I'm done with dark for a bit ... But what a title. I hope someone picks it up!