Oh man, that was good. On every level. Every bloody level. Home run. Dare I say majestic? :-)

Not to mention that you dropped Heyeresque words like "moue" and "deshabille" into a tale about a place called Stewart's Point, and have Sasquatch live in Ontario (he really does, a couple of years ago he came into our back yard, shook the sunflower seeds out of the bird feeder and sat on my hostas).

And now see what you've done: got me sold on A/Us.