Title: Walking Disaster (http://be-compromised.livejournal.com/412023.html?thread=8026231#t8026231) (G, no warnings)
Prompt: Clint actually doesn't get hurt on missions all that often, too much situational awareness. But everyone remembers the time he sprained his neck getting the Nutella down from the top shelf. Or the time he broke his toe when he walked into the couch table. Nat doesn't know if she wants to pity him or headslap him.