There's no "from" there, alas - that's all she (I) wrote. I like sticking the occasional post-credit snippet into the comments on AO3 ... ;-) This one goes with "5 Times SHIELD Tried to Recruit Clint Barton".

Feel free to expand on it! :-)

Maybe something like this?

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"Oh, dear. I forgot to mention I invited Maria."

"Maria? As in ... Please tell me it's not that Maria, Mrs. May."

"Yes yes, Maria Hill. Your boss, dears. That's not a problem, is it?"

"Emm ... Mom ..."

"Oh come on. Maria is a trained spy. You honestly think she doesn't know you two are doing the Beast With Two Backs?"

"What's she talking about, Mel? That thing we dropped off in the Fridge the other day?"

"He's not classically trained, is he dear? That's a Shakespearean euphemism for fucking, Mr. Barton. You are fucking my daughter, are you not?"

"Lian, hi. I hope you don't mind I just let myself in? And look who we have here. Guess I can never really leave work behind, can I. Barton -- are you ... is that ... are you blushing?? Fury owes me a fifty."