SHEILD is a sort of dating agency. In which Natasha helps people with body language, clothing, getting their confidence back (*cough*Steve*cough*) and Clint's speciality (a la that flying monkeys fic) is coming up with senarios/suggestions/date planning, but his ideas are ridiculous. Yet always successful! From bad cinema choices and the arm stretch (but then neither of that couple pay attention to the film and they bond over it and get married that year or something) to the hugely over the top (oh god, what if he gave Tony advice?). And Natasha just does. not. understand. how. they. ever. work.