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Title: The Fundamental Principles of Human Behavior
Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Sharon Carter, Maria Hill, Melinda May
Words: 7591
Rating: Teen
Warnings: none
“The sex stuff was just research,” Sharon explains with a shudder around the first bite of her meatloaf. God, she definitely hadn't missed cafeteria food. “And the rest was very easy really. These are fundamental principles.”
Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Sharon Carter, Maria Hill, Melinda May
Words: 7591
Rating: Teen
Warnings: none
“The sex stuff was just research,” Sharon explains with a shudder around the first bite of her meatloaf. God, she definitely hadn't missed cafeteria food. “And the rest was very easy really. These are fundamental principles.”
“Say what?” Maria asks incredulously.
May throws back her head laughing. “Seriously, Carter? Putting your panties inside there before going for drinks with your boyfriend is a sureproof way to make him crazy?”
“You know,” Natasha says thoughtfully, “I've concealed far worse things down there.”
Or: The one where Sharon goes undercover in a women's magazine and everyone makes fun of her, but the joke's on them.
OR: Ten years, countless missions, four badass MCU ladies, and one hell of a friendship.
Here in AO3.
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