omg this was way too fun and I maybe took notes while I was reading it which maybe sounds like I wasn't having fun but actually means I had to stop and squee every few lines XD

"And then Clint had slept with Matt, before finding out that Nat had previously dated Matt, and Nat had been fine about it. In fact, they’d shared highlights over ramen and cheap wine, because their relationship has always been weird and wonderful like that."
omg I love this nod to old comics cannon 🤩😍😍 and then Clint also hooking Matt... omg 😂🤩

"Now Bucky’s staying on Clint and Nat’s couch"
omg I dared not HOPE Bucky was already staying with them omgomgomg 👀👀👀

"So he doubles down on his first message with three more eggplants. Then a peach, i really want 2 eat u out right now, and a kissy face emoji, because why not?"
me knowing full well who Clint is texting even if Clint doesn't yet: CLINT NOOOOO (but actually keep going, Clint)

"look straight at Clint with an expression like Clint just shot his cat."
uh oh that can't be good 🙈

"but now he's probably blown that all to hell and made Bucky feel uncomfortable by hitting on him when he’s staying on their couch."
ohh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I feel bad for egging Clint on at this point!!!!!!!! 😭

"“But just so you know, if this turns into twice the staring and drooling then we’re gonna have a problem.”"
honestly it BETTER!! they both deserve it!!!!!!!!!

In conclusion: I love these three idiots and I desperately hope Nat and Clint keep working with Bucky on his insecurities cause he deserves to not be anxious 😭