does anyone want to write an office spouses-esque AU for me? like you know, boring, bureaucratic work in a cubicle farm but they're flirty and snide and hang out together? and maybe secretly like each other but figure it would never work out? not to mention how awkward it would be to work together afterwards?

(i feel like i just partially described jim and pam on the office which did not really provide any buoyancy to my watercraft - i'm thinking something slightly darker...maybe more like office space? haha)

i've actually played around with writing this, i just couldn't get it to go anywhere.