Hi! I'm Eiluned, and I think I might've introduced myself here before, but since I can't remember, I'm just doing it again. I'm brbshittoavenge on tumblr, if you hang out over there, and I'm terrible about updating my LJ/DW accounts. I also co-mod fuckyeahclintnatasha at tumblr. I write Clint/Natasha fanfic. Most of it is porny. I just... ship it like FedEx.

Since I'm so terrible about updating here at LJ, I haven't been posting my fic to this awesome comm. So here's a masterpost of everything I've written so far, all 40 fics. o_o Click the titles to read the fic at AO3.

Arrival
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Clint couldn't believe how tiny she was, wrapped up in a blanket and nestled in his arms. She was sleeping soundly--he knew that he had had a very long, tiring day, and he wasn't even the one being born. Babyfic.

A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush
Rating: Explicit
Summary: There’s an accident in the lab, and it really works out in Natasha’s favor. Clone fic. Clint/Clint/Natasha. Kink Bingo 2012.

Bloodlust
Rating: Explicit
Summary: There was blood on his bottom lip, and she wanted to taste it. Bloodplay, knifeplay, S&M, come shots. Kink Bingo 2012.

Budapest Changed Everything
Rating: Explicit
Summary: They fought at each other's sides and fought each other in a tangle of naked bodies, two damaged souls who took what pleasure they could from the other's presence. But Budapest changed everything.

Cornerstone
Rating: Mature
Summary: Clint was her cornerstone, the first brick in her new foundation; he kept her from swaying, from crumbling back into her old, familiar life, and this, the touching, reminded her of everything she fought to become, everything she wanted to be.

Criminals
Rating: Mature
Summary: He was the guns and she was the brains. They stole from the best, traded in secrets, killed for the highest bidder. Criminals AU.

Cup of Coffee
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Clint realized he was in love with Natasha when she handed him a cup of coffee one morning.

Don't Look Back
Rating: Mature
Summary: She's loved before, and it burned her cold and painful like frostbite. When she was still a girl--a girl forced too early into womanhood--she swore she would never feel it again, that love was for children.

But it crept back into her heart when she met him.

Erotographomania
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Today’s lessons are: a) do not introduce Natasha Romanoff to the world of pranking, and b) do not sleep too deeply around Clint Barton. Kink Bingo 2012.

Find My Way To You
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Clint sometimes broke S.H.I.E.L.D. regulations when he was bored, but he didn't usually hack into Coulson's files. That was a pretty big infraction, but he had a pretty desperate reason. Natasha had been undercover for eight months, and he had to see her.

First Love, Last Romance
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Downtime, vodka, and a little too much honesty. Clint discovers what his new partner really wants.

Five Times Clint and Natasha Slept Together (and the First Time They Slept Together)
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Clint and Natasha slept together a long time before they actually slept together.

The Five Times Clint Barton Proposed to Natasha Romanoff (And the One Time She Said Yes)
Rating: Explicit
Summary: The title says it all, folks. ;)

Forgiveness
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Clint remembers everything he told Loki; there's no blessed amnesia to go with that brainwashing. Drabble.

Fraternization
Rating: Explicit
Summary: There are rules about fraternizing with fellow agents. Clint and Natasha discuss this as he fucks her up against a wall.

Glove
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Clint wears a shooting glove, and Natasha discovers a heretofore unknown fascination with it. Glove Kink, Size Kink. Kink Bingo 2012.

Heart Hides a Secret series

Lather Rinse Repeat
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Natasha's hands are bandaged. Clint lends a hand.

More Than This
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Things Natasha enjoys: hot showers, soap that smells nice, and her partner.

Whisper Me Your Secret
Rating: Mature
Summary: All of her was focused on dragging Clint to cover, his hot blood on her hands, the labored sound of his breathing, and the sudden, shocking realization that she was in love with him.

How To Be Eaten By A Woman
Rating: Explicit
Summary: She is powerful. He wants to feel helpless. BDSM, Pegging, Domspace, Subspace. Please read all the tags and notes before reading! Kink Bingo 2012.

Laid Bare
co-written with chez_amanda
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Starting a relationship with your partner is against S.H.I.E.L.D. policy, but it's not like Clint Barton cares about the rules too much. An undercover mission dredges up feelings that can't be buried.

Let Go
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Sexual frustration is a real bitch. Luckily for Natasha, Clint has a solution. BDSM.

Live Nude Secret Agents (or, what happens in Budapest stays in Budapest)
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Clint isn’t much of an exhibitionist, but he’s going to have to get over that really quickly. Budapest, an undercover mission, a live sex club, unexpected feelings, and a HYDRA-linked arms dealer. But mostly a live sex club.

Minx
Rating: Mature
Summary: Natasha is a teasing little minx, and Clint is just trying to get some more coffee.

Noisy
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Natasha's generally a quiet person, which is why it surprises Clint so much that she's a screamer in bed.

Observant
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Tony's not particularly observant when it comes to people, but Natasha Romanoff is pretty intriguing.

Oops
Rating: Mature
Summary: Thor and Bruce walk in on Clint and Natasha in two very different situations.

Orbit
Rating: Explicit
Summary: They're two people who don't really touch. They're caught in orbit around each other, always circling, never colliding. Maybe it's time to nudge that orbit so that they spiral instead of circle.

Painkillers
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Bruce discovers that master assassins are much easier to deal with (and are much more amusing) when they're on painkillers.

Permanence
Rating: Explicit
Summary: They're stuck in a building that's about to fall apart, pinned down by energy weapon fire, when Clint asks her to marry him.

The Pixar Movie thing (or, Clint and Natasha Have a Movie Habit)
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Clint and Natasha developed a habit of watching Pixar movies together. Let's go through the last fifteen years of their movie watching history.

Something
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Natasha steals Clint's beloved iPod and finds something rather surprising on it.

Team Building (With Star Wars)
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: There's a moment where they all suddenly get comfortable with each other, when they become a team and not just six people who are kind of edgy around each other but who have to fight together because Nick Fury says so. That moment is when Clint shows up with the Star Wars original trilogy. Gen with hints of Clint/Natasha.

That Time Clint and Natasha Had a Threesome With Darcy
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Clint and Natasha have sort of an open relationship, and it helps that they get off on hearing about each other's outside conquests. Imagine their surprise when they realize that two of their conquests are actually the same girl: Darcy Lewis. Clint/Darcy/Natasha. Part 3 of the Troika series.

Trust
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: Natasha Romanov has a new partner. Can she trust him?

Unwind
Rating: Explicit
Summary: In which Natasha has a crappy day, finds Clint in her bathtub, and nearly shoots him.

Vodka
Rating: Mature
Summary: Clint should really know better than to drink vodka with a Russian. A drabble written for katiebell42’s prompt “vodka.”

The Widow's Weakness
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Natasha is ticklish. Very ticklish. Clint is convinced this is her only weakness, and he’s the only one who gets to use it against her. Tony tried to tickle her once and limped for a week.

You Have To Fight To Make Up
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: They'd had a fight. Things had gone to crap on a mission, and Clint was mad at her for diving head-first into a very dangerous situation, and she was mad at him for not trusting that she knew exactly what she was doing.

Zoya
Rating: Teen & Up
Summary: Two people who aren't particularly suited to being parents discover that they're more adaptable than they believed.