14 December 2012 @ 06:15 pm
ATTF: appallingly late holiday post  
Omg y'all please forgive me. Today has been a day. In today's appallingly late ATTF post, we're talking our favorite master assassins and the holidays. Give me fic/fanwork recs, fics ideas, holiday speculation (as to how certain people might spend holiday times), impromptu freakouts over secret santa fics-- just anything holiday related. It' all welcome. :)

And I hope everyone's holidays are rolling long just fine. So much love to this most wonderful of bars.<3

Next week we'll kick back in with our guest hosting schedule.
 
 
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on December 15th, 2012 12:13 am (UTC)
"Pepper."



"Pepper!"



"PEPPER!"

"WHAT?"

"Who do I know who's Jewish?"

"What?"

"Is Hammer Jewish? What about Bruce? Come on, I have to know someone."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Why do you need a Jewish person?"

"It's about Christmas."

"No, Tony."

"But--"

"No."

"Is Happy Jewish?"

"What?"

"Happy. Drives me places."

"I know who Happy is, you gigantic asshole. Why do you think he's Jewish?"

"I gave him off for, what's it called, the one with the little forts."

"Sukkot?"

"Yeah, that one. I want to talk to Happy. You can tell him it's about a menorah."

"I hate you."

"I love you, too."
[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on December 15th, 2012 12:34 am (UTC)
you win AT LIFE!!!
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on December 15th, 2012 03:08 am (UTC)
:D
[identity profile] crazy4orcas.livejournal.com on December 15th, 2012 12:35 am (UTC)
"the one with the little forts." *lol*

I love your Tony.
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on December 15th, 2012 03:11 am (UTC)
My roommate who, god love him, grew up in Oregon and didn't know he was 1/4 Jewish until he was 18 calls Sukkot "The one with the fruit forts" so I stole that from him a little.
[identity profile] workerbee73.livejournal.com on December 15th, 2012 01:09 am (UTC)
LOL, THIS IS AWESOME.
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on December 15th, 2012 03:12 am (UTC)
Thank you!
http://lar_laughs.livejournal.com/: Merry Merry[identity profile] lar_laughs.livejournal.com on December 15th, 2012 03:03 am (UTC)
*falls over laughing* that is EXCELLENT!
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on December 15th, 2012 03:12 am (UTC)
Thank you!
[identity profile] stuntriderjenny.livejournal.com on December 15th, 2012 05:07 am (UTC)
oh this was hilarious! love the banter ;)