Anyone else watch Renner on Jimmy Kimmel last night?

OMFG, Renner is such a... I don't even know what to call him. Words fail. [Now watch me write a bunch of words. Big liar that I am....]

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdWS0WP6iRc

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoz_ViyvyTU

Part 3 – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUyvuJvbwsk

Teasing his host. "I'm a jackass."

The story about his 11 hour "camping trip" during part 1 of the interview! *dies*

Renner - “Take a little sleeping pill. Pop it. And realize nothing’s happening. But something else is happening. And I realized that, very quickly, that that A *hand gestures* was actually a little V *flips hand upside down* on the pill. Because not only did I not sleep the entire flight, I was camping happening.”


Kimmel - “Someone gave you a Viagra instead of an Ambien?”

Renner - “Yeah. Yeah.”

Renner - “The flight attendants were sort of in on the joke. They’re like 'Can we get you anything Mr. Renner? Hee hee.' I’m like yeah, funny. ICE! *points to crotch* Ice."


Hee! Yeah, I’ll bet they wanted to help with that!

*dies and iz ded*

ETA - Just realized on re-watch that the camping story is a couple years old. He says, "Dennis Hopper, rest his soul..." Hopper died in May 2010.

Title: Punching in a Dream
Author: sarea_okelani
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Clint/Natasha
Word count: 7,279
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Phil Coulson, OCs
Author's Notes: A pre-Avengers mission for Clint and Natasha that is basically an excuse for them to get it on. Light BDSM. Thanks tons to adelagia and laria_gwyn for swooping in with their quick beta work. I'd kind of forgotten how embarrassing it is to get beta on smut. >.> Title comes from a song by The Naked and Famous.

Summary: To maintain their cover, Natasha asks Clint to treat her a little more roughly than he normally likes.

Link to story: Punching in a Dream

Sooooo I am working on a promptathon fic, but I wrote this weeks ago and finally finished editing it, so am just posting it now.

If this is against the comm rules and I missed it please let me know

Just wanted to spread some news of another canvas for our assassin!love

http://avengers-xbb.livejournal.com/

(AvengersCrossover BigBang)

It's only 5k, & I remember at least a few Xover prompts on the promptathon. It's not due for another 4 months, so don't make me be the only BlackHawk representative!
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