Because I've written two (the poem is part of a much longer, still-not-finished work).

TITLE: (not a) kiss with a fist
CHARACTERS: Clint/Natasha
RATING: PG-15/M
WORDS: 619
A/N: Written for bob5fic's prompt of angry kissing. This was...as angry as I could write them *facepalms* Set around the time of An Apology (of a Kind)
SUMMARY: She kissed him like it would solve anything.

TITLE: Timing
CHARACTERS: Clint/Natasha, Original Character
RATING: M
WORDS: 884
A/N: Wanted to try my hand at something fluffy and not full of issues; has sexual content, and sexual frustration.
SUMMARY: “You have pretty bad timing, lapushka,” Natasha informs the baby. “You were supposed to having a nap.”

(13) Doctor Who
(08) The Bourne Legacy
(06) Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters
(24) Avengers Cast (Jeremy Renner, Scarlett Johansson)



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So, the amazing workerbee73 is writing this awesome kissing!fic and somehow I latched onto a comment about how Nat wanted a PowerPoint deck from HYDRA detailing their evil plans of evil, which led to, well, this insanity and before I knew it...

It ate my head.

So I give to you in slide form, The Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Nat's Fake Boyfriend by Agent Clint Francis Barton


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Trying to figure out how to upload the whole deck, so you can it will play correctly for y'all with the transitions and arrow sound effects.  *cackle*

And I have officially used my PowerPoint Super User skills for absolutely no good.  :D

EDIT:  Here's the link to the deck.  You'll have to download it, I'm thinking, to enjoy the whole PPTX silly goodness.  Let me know if it doesn't work for you:  Top Ten Reasons

Title: White Blank Page
Rating: Mature (light R?)
Pairing: Clint/Natasha
Summary: Debt is only beautiful when it has been repaid

AO3