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11 September 2012 @ 02:42 pm

PowerPoint: Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Nat's Fake Boyfriend

So, the amazing workerbee73 is writing this awesome kissing!fic and somehow I latched onto a comment about how Nat wanted a PowerPoint deck from HYDRA detailing their evil plans of evil, which led to, well, this insanity and before I knew it...

It ate my head.

So I give to you in slide form, The Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Nat's ~~Fake~~ Boyfriend by Agent Clint Francis Barton

Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Nat's Fake Boyfriend

Reason #1

And Coulson (in my headcanon) cut him off before he could show the final two slides:

Trying to figure out how to upload the whole deck, so you can it will play correctly for y'all with the transitions and arrow sound effects. *cackle*

And I have officially used my PowerPoint Super User skills for absolutely no good. :D

EDIT: Here's the link to the deck. You'll have to download it, I'm thinking, to enjoy the whole PPTX silly goodness. Let me know if it doesn't work for you: Top Ten Reasons

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workerbee73.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 09:50 pm (UTC)

OMG WOMAN, I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW.

**standing ovation**

Oh-- and to folks who have no idea what's going on, in the story Clint totally annoyed Coulson into letting him join Nat on an undercover mission as her pretend boyfriend instead of some other dude that Phil had picked. Hence's Clint's need for a persuasive powerpoint presentation to make his case....

Edited 2012-09-11 09:51 pm (UTC)

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 09:51 pm (UTC)

*still grinning so hard my face hurts*

*bows*

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workerbee73.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:34 pm (UTC) Expand

angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:48 pm (UTC)

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 09:52 pm (UTC)

ARROW SOUND EFFECTS

*CACKLE*

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sugar-fey.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 09:54 pm (UTC)

OMG THAT'S BRILLIANT. My morning is officially made!

Did he have a laser pointer? Please tell me he had a laser pointer.

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 09:57 pm (UTC)

Of course he had a laser pointer! And props! And handouts! And pastries and coffee!

Can you tell that I've sat through one too many of these things at the dayjob? LOL

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a-fallen-girl.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:25 pm (UTC)

LMAOOOOOOO This is the best thing ever!

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:27 pm (UTC)

*GRIN*

Thank you!

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lar_laughs.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:28 pm (UTC)

That is so hilarious! I've only seen the still version but I think I need to see the slides move and stuff so I'm going to download it. I love it so much! That's great!

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:31 pm (UTC)

The arrow sound effect as it transitions from slide to slide kept making me laugh like a hyena as I was running it to test it.

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 10:51 pm (UTC)

*GIGGLE*

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barriequark.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 11:11 pm (UTC)

Never again can you mock me for writing Fan Fiction! I win, I win, I win! YAY!!!

Plus, this cracked me up and confused the baby, so its awesome!!!

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 11:22 pm (UTC)

*grin*

Yep. You may mock me at your leisure. LOL

Everyone, this is my sister, Barrie. Barrie, say hello to the bar.

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barriequark.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 11:32 pm (UTC) Expand

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workerbee73.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 01:39 pm (UTC)

hufflepuffsneak.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 11:54 pm (UTC)

My job at the moment is either being in (or at the start of next week running :-/) meetings with a whole bunch of powerpoint so that made me laugh so hard. Can just imagine what Coulson is thinking behind a bland expression.

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 11th, 2012 11:56 pm (UTC)

I KNOW, RIGHT? You get to sit there and imagine Clint and his laser pointer and Coulson doing blander than bland, while thinking, "Holy cats, Barton's got it so bad for the redhead that he's lost his marbles."

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philstar22.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 01:06 am (UTC)

I'm amused that this is from Clint's POV. He seems remarkably obsessed with his own ass. I'm guessing she's mentioned how much she liked it quite a few times.

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 01:11 am (UTC)

*grin*

And I also think he has a healthy self-regard. In my head, it's not that's she's *said* anything, per se, just that he's caught her checking his ass out more than once. :D

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ms-midwest.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 01:39 am (UTC)

Best. Powerpoint. Ever. (and I've seen a lot of powerpoints.)

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 02:15 am (UTC)

HEE

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zedille.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 04:34 am (UTC)

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT

and can you imagine Coulson's reaction to all this (and those last two slides AHAHAH clever of Clint to save his best cards for last!)

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 05:26 am (UTC)

*GRIN*

Thank you so much!!!

It's the Coulson Reaction Expressions that kept cracking my ass up as I was working on it.

And I will reveal a small secret: the last slide is my favorite. Because it reminds you: "Hello, I am a master fucking assassin. You have to sleep sometime."

*cackle*

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xcziel.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 04:45 am (UTC)

Am I the only one who also REALLY REALLY likes the arm-porn? Because - *guh*

Maybe he's caught her ogling his 'form' at the range ...

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 05:27 am (UTC)

Why do you think it's in the deck??? LOL Yes, the ass, but DUDE, OF COURSE, THE ARM PORN. :D

And you know he's caught her checking him out...

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rosabelmay2.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 04:15 pm (UTC)

that was so frickin awesome it made me laugh so much and 1 and 7 is give a very good argument

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 04:17 pm (UTC)

*grin*

*bow*

Thank you!

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sunny-serenity.livejournal.com on September 12th, 2012 10:22 pm (UTC)

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 03:01 am (UTC)

*GRIN*

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heartequals.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 04:18 am (UTC)

YOU ARE PERFECT THIS IS PERFECT

/wild applause

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 04:21 am (UTC)

D'aw! Thank you! *haz completely silly grin on face now*

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amanuensis1.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 09:38 am (UTC)

Reason 7. REASON 7. *has gigglefits all over again* Terrific!

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 01:39 pm (UTC)

*giggles with you*

I am inordinately fond of #7 as well. :D

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daxcat79.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 02:12 pm (UTC)

Oh god... this really makes me too happy for words....

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2012 03:08 pm (UTC)

YAY

:D

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im-ridiculous.livejournal.com on September 14th, 2012 05:43 am (UTC)

So, y'know, just once more with feeling and for good measure:

I HAVEN'T LOVED A POWERPOINT THIS MUCH SINCE THE EPONYMOUS 'OUR SHIP MUST BE A FUCKING YACHT COS WE ARE QUALITY' EPIC POWERPOINT OF AWESOMENESS.

I HAVE NO HIGHER POWERPOINT PRAISE TO OFFER. YOU ARE, QUITE SIMPLY, A GENIUS.

I LOVE THIS, OH I LOVE THIS SO. :D :D :D

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 14th, 2012 03:01 pm (UTC)

*iz now smiling like a loon over here*

*BOW*

Y'all inspired me, what can I say? :D

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flawed-design.livejournal.com on September 15th, 2012 03:49 am (UTC)

ohmygodohmygodohmyGOD there should be, like, reaction!fic as a followup to this very lovely presentation........ and, of course he should be nat's boyfriend, just can't emphasize enough DAT-@$$

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on September 15th, 2012 04:09 am (UTC)

*BEAM*

:D

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alphaflyer.livejournal.com on October 15th, 2012 02:44 pm (UTC)

OK, so I'm new to this bar and just happened to come across this. I can't wait to get home and play it with sound effects (even on a coffee break having those emanate from my office might send the wrong signal ...).

Anyway -- as a survivor of far too many power point presentations (and flipcharts abd decks and dashboards and whatever other tortures the bureaucracy is devising these days) I absolutely love this. Will spend my lunch break hunting down the story that goes with ...

Thanks for brightening my morning.

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angela-n-hunt.livejournal.com on October 15th, 2012 03:15 pm (UTC)

*grin* *bow*

You're most welcome. It was meant to make folks giggle. The fic in question is the Five Times Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff Made Out Like Teenagers because REASONS. http://workerbee73.livejournal.com/150481.html

Consider the deck here in question to go with one of the later chapters. :D

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