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29 March 2013 @ 08:10 am
ATTF: Three sentences of awesome.  
Hello dearest bar! I'm steering the ATTF ship today, and I've seen this going around in a few other places, so I thought we could try it here. Welcome to the first ever [livejournal.com profile] be_compromised Impromptu Three-Sentence Ficathon.

Yep. Three sentences. A fic. Or meta. Or whatever. You can post your three-sentence works of art in to ways: wait for someone to prompt something in the comments below and write a response to it or just come up with your own three-sentence fic/meta idea from scratch. Or do something else I haven't even thought of yet (it's early; I still need coffee). Just bring all the prompts--- and all fic and meta (in a three-sentence form).

We can all pitch in! Writers write! Non writers prompt! Everyone bring your own brand of polite anarchy!

The only things we require: post a rating in the header, and list any applicable warnings (or say chose not to warn). That's it. Go forth and have fun. <3

And Happy Friday. :)
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[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 07:30 pm (UTC)
And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
“So a god, an American icon, and an assassin walk into a bar—”

“Wait, wait, wait, this joke is misleading—we have two assassins, and the jury’s still out on whether Thor actually qualifies for god status, and can a man still be considered an icon when I know for a fact he’ll eat fried bologna sandwiches with every meal if you let him—”

“—and then an idiot in a mechanized tin can followed them into the bar and ruined the joke.”

Edited 2013-03-29 07:30 pm (UTC)
franztastisch: epic[personal profile] franztastisch on March 29th, 2013 07:33 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Ahahaha brilliance!
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 07:40 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Perfection.

One question though. Who let the Russian ducks into the bar? Should someone call the health department? ;-)
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 07:42 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
We would, but these ducks have the health department in their pockets (vodka bribes, mostly). ;)
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 07:51 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Proving once again that there's no bar to an assassin's willingness to duck responsibility.
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 07:56 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Not gonna lie, I read that as "duck responsibly," and I was like, "You know, that's probably the one thing Clint does responsibly.
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 08:17 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Duck? You sure you don't mean the Other Thing? Wait. Don't answer that. Might lose our PG rating ... *Clucks*
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 08:19 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Shouldn't that be *quacks*? ;)
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 08:21 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Too chicken for a PG-rated thread. Might beak too early. :-)
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 08:25 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Oh, these jokes are just turning fowl, my friend.
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 08:32 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Poultry, as always, is in the eye of the beholder. :-)
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 08:41 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
And we all know puns of a feather flock together...
[identity profile] sweetwatersong.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2013 01:38 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Stop it, you two are quaking me up!
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2013 04:30 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Just taking terns, we are ...
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2013 01:34 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Now, Alpha, do be sensible, a conversation like this might make some people quail.
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on March 31st, 2013 03:57 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Stop egging me on, then, Frea darlin'! :-)

It could be worse though -- Tony Stork robin the gullible by hawking absolution for the cardinal sin of parroting some very old puns.
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 1st, 2013 03:11 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Did you just wing that entire sentence? :)
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 01:09 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Yep, can't deny it -- just flapping around, as usual! :-) It grebes me to say this, but eider we stop this soon, or we'll both go down ... ;-)
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 02:58 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Okay, I think I'm down...for the count...
ext_2027[identity profile] astridv.livejournal.com on March 29th, 2013 09:25 pm (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Hehe. :)
[identity profile] im-ridiculous.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2013 01:29 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Bwahaha!! Oh Tony...
[identity profile] sweetwatersong.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2013 01:39 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
Title for the win! :D
http://lar_laughs.livejournal.com/: Marvel - Jeremy Oh Snap[identity profile] lar_laughs.livejournal.com on March 30th, 2013 02:24 am (UTC)
Re: And the Russian ducks. No warnings, PG.
A mechanized tin can!!! *falls over with glee*