29 March 2013 @ 08:10 am
ATTF: Three sentences of awesome.  
Hello dearest bar! I'm steering the ATTF ship today, and I've seen this going around in a few other places, so I thought we could try it here. Welcome to the first ever [livejournal.com profile] be_compromised Impromptu Three-Sentence Ficathon.

Yep. Three sentences. A fic. Or meta. Or whatever. You can post your three-sentence works of art in to ways: wait for someone to prompt something in the comments below and write a response to it or just come up with your own three-sentence fic/meta idea from scratch. Or do something else I haven't even thought of yet (it's early; I still need coffee). Just bring all the prompts--- and all fic and meta (in a three-sentence form).

We can all pitch in! Writers write! Non writers prompt! Everyone bring your own brand of polite anarchy!

The only things we require: post a rating in the header, and list any applicable warnings (or say chose not to warn). That's it. Go forth and have fun. <3

And Happy Friday. :)
 
 
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[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 1st, 2013 03:46 pm (UTC)
warnings: murder, rating PG
For Easter, Natasha gives Clint an actual stuffed bunny; on the fourth of July, she kills a patriotic man that's been murdering young women in the name of 'MURRICA. On Halloween, her gift to Clint is a trussed up monster—which Tony suspects might actually just be an alien who had the unfortunate luck to stumble through an interplanetary portal at the wrong moment—outside his door, on President's Day she assassinates the president of a small, troublesome third world country, and on Thanksgiving, she kills their dinner herself by actually going out in a field and murdering a turkey.

Tony is really, really worried about Christmas, okay?

Edited 2013-04-01 05:17 pm (UTC)
http://lar_laughs.livejournal.com/: Marvel - Natasha blowing a bubble[identity profile] lar_laughs.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 03:21 am (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
And so you should be worried, Tony. So you should!

Excellent story! Excellent!
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 04:34 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
Alas, poor Santa. We knew him well.

Thanks!
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 12:00 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
Oh, I'm so glad I checked back to see if there was Anything New. Thanks for the morning chuckle!!
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 04:34 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
I don't know what worries me more: I made a joke about killing Santa Claus, or that other people found it funny. ;)
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on April 2nd, 2013 04:40 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
Obviously it would have to be a Bad Santa. Serial pedophile, or just someone looking like Billy Bob Thornton. ;-)
[identity profile] crazy4orcas.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2013 08:10 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
This makes me wonder what happens to baby New Year and Punxsutawney Phil!?!
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 3rd, 2013 09:19 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
On Columbus Day, Natasha stole the TARDIS.

Chris Columbus's head makes a really neat mount over the mantelpiece, they've all agreed. Granted, it took some getting used to.
[identity profile] crazy4orcas.livejournal.com on April 4th, 2013 04:57 am (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
She takes out a human trafficking elderly couple for Grandparents Day.
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 4th, 2013 02:39 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
On Guy Fawkes Day, she actually set a fire in Parliament. She's no longer allowed near Great Britain in November, and SHIELD will never forget the 5th of November.
[identity profile] crazy4orcas.livejournal.com on April 4th, 2013 03:36 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
Nice!

She stops the attempted kidnapping of Pepper Potts easily that Tuesday afternoon in late April. She waits until after midnight to actually interrogate the perpetrators lead by Pepper's new personal assistant. She wants to celebrate Administrative Professionals Day properly.

Edited 2013-04-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on April 4th, 2013 03:45 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
Most dismaying to her, perhaps, is the "365 Days of Holidays" calendar Sitwell gives her as a joke. Natasha: "how the hell am I going to have to do my JOB?"

Sitwell: "What?"

Natasha: "It's September 19th. There's some Somali pirates I have an appointment with. THANKS, SITWELL."

Sitwell: "...what just happened?"
[identity profile] crazy4orcas.livejournal.com on April 4th, 2013 05:47 pm (UTC)
Re: warnings: murder, rating PG
LOL!

Star Wars Day was giving her trouble until she remembered that Tony could build her another lightsaber.

She's glad she let Tony live thru April Fools' Day.

Edited 2013-04-04 07:15 pm (UTC)