13 September 2013 @ 08:22 pm
ATTF: Agony Aunts  
Last week’s ATTF picspam party was plagued by livejournal troubles, so fingers crossed for todays Friday the 13th ATTF! Which is Agony Aunts (or Uncles).

Agony Aunts are (as on wikipedia) advice column writers in magazines or newspapers originally (and often) presented as older women dispensing wisdom. They range from housekeeping tips, to relationship help, to sexual help, and all sorts. Sometimes they’re hilarious. Sometimes they make you feel less alone. Sometimes, rarely, they’re like Dear Sugar (author Cheryl Strayed, some columns now collected in a book Tiny Beautiful Things. Read Dear Sugar with caution; beautiful, yes, but if this was a fic it’d have a huge warnings and triggers section, just so you know.)

For this weeks All The Things Friday we’re turning the thread into an advice column.

In a comment write a message to an Agony Aunt about or featuring Clint, Natasha, or both from any character (from Marvel or anywhere at all). These letters can be funny or serious, as imaginative as you like. They could be Clint writing in about Natasha. They could be a trainee SHIELD Agent moaning about Clint pranking the newbies or terrified that they’ve offended Natasha and now doom will be upon them. They could be an outsider POV of Clint and Natasha’s relationship. Anything at all.

Someone else can then reply to your comment as the Agony Aunt. Again, this can be funny or serious and as imaginative as you like. It could be an Agony Aunt in a magazine that has no idea who these people are. It could be another Avengers character being an Agony Aunt, or responding to this message shoved under their door, or Fury telling whoever it is that he does not care and get back to work already.

You can write as many Agony Aunt messages as you like. You can reply to as many Agony Aunt messages as you like. You can have as much fun as you like. The Agony Aunts are in!


Have any ideas for ATTFs or want to host? Let us know!
Things to remember:
1) Always label NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stuff in the title and post under a cut.
2) Fic and artwork needs to have a rating and warnings (or you can say that you’ve chosen not to use warnings).
3) For people with annoying internet connections, say in the title if a comment is graphic/images/gif-heavy and post picspams under a cut.
4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)
 
 
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inkvoices: avengers:darcy smile[personal profile] inkvoices on September 13th, 2013 07:43 pm (UTC)
Dear Agony Aunt,

I recently started a new job and two of my trainers are in a relationship. Which I know because my friend is dating one of their friends, and he doesn’t get why some people might keep things like that quiet. It’s awkward because they’re seriously scary hot private people but now that I know it’s painfully obvious (although to be fair it was obvious before I knew, it just wasn’t painful) and I can’t help reacting to it and it’s distracting. Really not helpful when I have a bunch of stupid tests that I wouldn’t have to take if SHIELD hadn’t kidnapped me and made me work for them. Seriously, you try passing How To Keep A Straight Face Under Pressure when you keep imagining arms like that hooked under thighs like that.

Should I let them know that I know, being polite and all, even if I know that of course they know that I know, because they’re spies know everything, it being important to be polite to people that can kill you with a paperclip? Should I apologize for being distracted when they’re trying to teach me important life saving kick ass skills? Should I just let things carry on as they are? Help!

Yours,
Surrounded By Too Many Hot People In My New Job
[identity profile] happilydancing.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2013 09:11 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha...will let a more creative person respond to this!
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2013 09:44 pm (UTC)
Dear "Surrounded":

Whatever you do, do NOT raise this subject matter with the individuals concerned. Not only are they very privatem they are also very, very lethal. The combination is not a reassuring one, if you know what I mean.

What you need is a distraction, and a new eyeball. I would recommend that you familiarize yourself with a social website called "tumblr", where, if you type in the correct search parameters, you can feast your eyes on many, many hot people doing hot things, and you can do so in the privacy of your own quarters without risking being pierced by an arrow or strangled by a strong pair of ... well, whatever.

That said, if you do wish to make your views on this particular relationship known -- and, arguably, participate in it vicariously -- you can join the S.H.I.E.L.D. pool, which has many interesting categories to choose from (such as are they or are they not a couple; if they are, when did they first "get together"; how often do they "do it" and so on).

If you wish to exercise the second option, please go see Agent Sitwell. And bring a wad of cash.

Yours sincerely,

XXX
[identity profile] delle.livejournal.com on September 13th, 2013 11:43 pm (UTC)
OMG you win. please allow me to hand you The Internets.
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on September 14th, 2013 02:44 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you -- I shall use my new acquisition to get rid of spam, twitter and penis enlargement ads. :-)