MEMO FROM THE OFFICE OF DIRECTOR FURY
Re: Conduct Unbecoming a SHIELD Agent


To Agents Barton & Romanoff:

The pranks have gotten completely out of control. It was amusing the first few times, but this has got to stop. Stealing all the towels from the men's locker room is neither fun nor amusing, and rewiring the PA system at the shooting range to play only Lynyrd Skynyrd does not calming workplace make (nor do the bullets fired into said PA system in an attempt to turn it off.)

I realize that you haven't been partners for very long, and I realize that you're both used to working on your own. Undoubtedly there will be some friction. But the interpersonal war you've started is completely unacceptable.

If this juvenile behavior doesn't stop immediately, I WILL put your asses in time out (and by time out, I mean the coldest, darkest, deepest hellhole I can find. On surveillance duty.)

Or worse. I'll have Coulson send you to that team-building camp he's so fond of for some trust exercises.


Sincerely,

Nick Fury
DIRECTOR, SHIELD

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Fury makes good on his promise, and two rather hostile master assassins are forced to spend some quality time together. :)