I cannot even count the ways in which this fic is perfect. And you've hit my dialogue/banter kink so hard it's not even funny. Gawd, those were some good words. Pacing, timing, everything was so effortlessly executed. And Clint and classic cars? And knowing about the reptile house hit? And the makeout scene (hello- hawt)? And stuff like this:

"Is this a date, or a chance to relive my lost childhood? Because it seems a little creepy if it's both."

"I expect you to grow up rapidly through the day. Childhood, then adolescence."

"Ah. So then it'll be a date."

"I'm so good to you. I let you skip the whole lethal acne stage."

So effing awesome. SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS FIC.