You are shameless and brazen and I ADORE YOU FOR THAT.

Holy hell, that was practically a sonnet to Clint's grease-smudged cheek. I AM NOT PREPARED TO HANDLE THIS. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

**splashes glass of cold water on face, fans self and grabs a drink**



I AM NOT NEARLY PREPARED TO HANDLE THIS, BUT I WILL SUFFER THROUGH IT.





...IN FACT, I MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH IT MORE THAN ONCE.





Curses.

(srsly, you are the awesomest and we might just have turn every damn prompt in this joint into a grease smudge prompt...)