So, the amazing workerbee73 is writing this awesome kissing!fic and somehow I latched onto a comment about how Nat wanted a PowerPoint deck from HYDRA detailing their evil plans of evil, which led to, well, this insanity and before I knew it...

It ate my head.

So I give to you in slide form, The Top Ten Reasons Why I Should Be Nat's Fake Boyfriend by Agent Clint Francis Barton







And Coulson (in my headcanon) cut him off before he could show the final two slides:




Trying to figure out how to upload the whole deck, so you can it will play correctly for y'all with the transitions and arrow sound effects.  *cackle*

And I have officially used my PowerPoint Super User skills for absolutely no good.  :D

EDIT:  Here's the link to the deck.  You'll have to download it, I'm thinking, to enjoy the whole PPTX silly goodness.  Let me know if it doesn't work for you:  Top Ten Reasons