Time for a good, old-fashioned hoedown of spammage and silliness and REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF.

So much various and sundry it almost won't fit under a cut....WARNINGS FOR HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC EVERYTHING. (this is why I should not be allowed to eat carbs. you give me a bagel in the morning and i get delusions of grandeur. going back to green things and protein shakes, stat.)


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The Neighbor

Author: daxcat79
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanoff
Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, (Everyone)
Genre: Alternate Universe, Drama, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Summary: Natasha and her son have left New York City behind and moved to the suburbs in the hopes of starting over, but making a fresh start is never easy without the help and support of new friends.
A/N: So I’m planning to update this basically every other day (sometimes everyday if I can) so look for it! Hope you guys enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, except the kid… him I totally own.

Part Six: Card Games and Phone Calls

Title: She Stoops To Conquer
Author: Monsteranon
Characters/Pairings: Natasha, Natasha/Clint, Loki/Natasha UST
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1,259
Notes: Written for this prompt at Avengerkink. Available here on AO3

Summary: Natasha isn't going to let biology push her around, and Loki? Can fuck right off.

( (Or: Black Widow takes on the Omega Verse) )

TITLE: from the earliest days we were dancing in the shadows
AUTHOR: Tielan
RATING: R (for sex scenes)
CATEGORY: Clint/Natasha, angst, relationship, Clint & Maria, Clint & Bruce
NOTES: It started with the prompt here: "The team tries to help keep them together, to piece them together, because sometimes two broken halves can make a single whole." Only, I'm not much of a "The Avengers Give Dating Advice" kind of writer, so it turned into a "Clint's headspace with mucho angst" story. This kind of thing happens when I write.

Although I really did want to have Maria tell Clint to get himself fixed or else to get himself fixed. And maybe someday Pepper will get to tell one of the other characters, "The trick to carrying on a relationship with an Avenger is not to carry on a relationship with an Avenger." Someday.


It's cold, but Clint's always cold these days.

Rated: G
Words: 800
Things I Want To Say:
So, since you guys keep reccing my Theatre HSAU, I thought I would share a little something with you, the comm.

You might know that I posted the third and final installment of the series this week, but then sugar_fey commented, and the next thing I knew, there was a 800-word Clint/Natasha scene in the comments and I was somewhat dizzy and annoyed at character limits.

So, if any of you are wondering what happens to Clint and Natasha when they grow up in that 'verse, you can check out the comment thread for a small coda.

Title: Non-Networked Solutions
Author: Koren M. (cybermathwitch) & SidheRa
Rating: Mature/Explicit
Word Count: 3,719
Disclaimer: We don't own them. There would already be a Black Widow/Hawkeye movie if we did.
Warnings: There's porn (with very little plot) here. With some exhibitionism and voyeurism thrown in for kicks.
Summary: Clint and Natasha are on a mission, Tony's being set up (but he likes it), and Steve's a little bit horrified about Clint and Natasha's idea of what constitutes creating a believable cover story.

SO. SidheRa and I wrote a thing together! :D

@ AO3

Title: Princess in the Tower
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairing: Clint/Natasha, brief appearance by Darcy, mention of everyone else. And mostly OC!Future!BlackHawk!Tween.
Wordcount: 3400

Summary: Career Day when your parents are Avengers can be tricky.

Note: For the be_compromised promptathon here. Many thanks to intrikate88 who beta'd this sort of ridiculous fic into actual readability.

More Note: I know this prompt already has fills, but more the merrier, right? I whipped out a draft before prompts even closed, which is so weird for me, since kid!fic isn't my thing usually. But the muse was inspired, what can I say?

( Princess in the Tower )

(also, first post, so um, hi! *waves* )