I'm sorry you're distressed. On the plus side, the opening monologue was great and everyone looked fabulous. So much gorgeous clothing! (I don't understand why people have to hate on some of the clothes and actresses. STFU, they're gorgeous.)

I can't decide whether Natasha would delight in the silliness and pomp of the Awards season and make a drinking game for every event, or think it a complete waste of money or time. Thoughts?

I just missed seeing my favorite two on the red carpet.

And I think that Natasha would be evaluating the various gowns for their ability to hide weapons on her person. For example, that huge flowery thing that Paula Patton (http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2014/01/paula-patton-golden-globes-2014-red-carpet.jpg) was wearing? Imagine what Nat could hide inside or under that thing!

I'm pretty sure she could hide all her weapons and Clint's bow as well :P

I think Patton's dress is one that works in a photoshoot/ from one very specific angle, but not so much as a three dimensional dress.

Oh, good heavens, yes. To all of that. LOL

But, obviously, she is still very beautiful and was a BAMF in Mission Impossible whateverthehell number we're up to, so I hope she gets many more red carpets to walk up in better dresses.

I joined late because I'm not used to awards shows starting so early (I just moved from the East coast), so I spent a full freakin' two hours looking for Jeremy Renner at the American Hustle table. I knew there was no way Scarlett Johansson wouldn't be in every shot of Joaquin Phoenix if she was there. I kept hoping for Renner.

*was sad*

I missed the red carpet pre-show and spent the whole show looking for them in the crowd too!

Clint, Tony, Thor if he was around, and possibly Steve would *totally* have a drinking game. Maybe they could get Natasha to take one drink (if not a shot) per the number of weapons she could hide under any given gown. Of course, she wouldn't make it past the first hour that way, so maybe they'd get her another way. (Oh, sweet merciful heavens, it's practically writing itself. *facepalm* Someone do it!!!) :D

I know! Maybe a sip for every weapon, and a shot for every time you laugh out loud (only for the Golden Globes though, 'cause Fey and Poehler are the only hosts in recent memory that have been truly funny).