Hello patrons of the Very Best Bar (TM)!

I hope this Friday (or early Saturday as I am a little late with this) finds you well and that our wonderful Promptathon is feeding your plot bunnies. :P But if not, never fear! I bring our semi-reulgar Three Sentence Ficathon to help get the ball rolling!

So, just as a reminder, this is how this works:
- post a prompt - one per comment for ease please
- reply with fic! Max. three sentences long
- have fun!

And our usual reminders:
1) Always label NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stuff in the title and post under a cut.
2) Fic and artwork needs to have a rating and warnings (or you can say that you’ve chosen not to use warnings).
3) For people with annoying internet connections, say in the title if a comment is graphic/images/gif-heavy and post picspams under a cut.
4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)