Greetings, patrons of the Very Best Bar™!

So I tackled enigma731 to the ground and stole ATTF from her (her version of the story may differ) because it's been some time since we had one of my favorite things:


THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S TIME FOR THE 3-SENTENCE FICATHON: HOLIDAY EDITION. But, Frea, you say. What IS a holiday-edition themed ficathon? I'm so glad you asked! Here's how it works:

1. Post a prompt — one per comment!


2. Reply with fic that's maximum three sentences long.


3. Profit! Have fun!

Today's theme: the holidays! Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, Festivus, etc. etc. are all open. Want Clint and Natasha dealing with last minute Christmas sales to go buy Pepper something nice? Prompt it. Waiting up to catch Santa in the act or traveling to the North Pole to do so? Promppppppt. Befriending some reindeer? You know what to do. Just remember: keep it to three sentences or less.

It's gonna be great!

The legal text
1) Always label NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stuff in the title and post under a cut.
2) Fic and artwork needs to have a rating and warnings (or you can say that you’ve chosen not to use warnings).
3) For people with annoying internet connections, say in the title if a comment is graphic/images/gif-heavy and post picspams under a cut.
4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)