We’ve made it to Friday, everybody!

How is everybody doing? I personally am massively excited for the upcoming Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, mostly because Avengers 1: This Movie Was All about Black Widow and Hawkeye and Anybody Who Says Otherwise is a Liar*—well, that was my entry-point for this ship.

Speaking of getting excited, let’s talk about today’s All the Things Friday. Today is all about that bass, to paraphrase the song. It’s been a long time since we’ve had a frank discussion about a topic very near and dear to a lot of our hearts: smut!

Frankly, we have some amazing smut in this pairing. It makes sense. You throw two pretty and flexible people with that much chemistry together, magic is bound to happen. I’m using magic as a euphemism in this case since we come from a canon with literal magic, obviously. But there’s no point in denying that the chemistry is off the charts, or that they’re both incredibly pretty. Fun story: I came from a fandom without much smut, so when I found the Clintasha pairing, it was definitely a great culture shock.

So let’s get talking and sharing. What are your smutty headcanons? What are your sexytime favorite tropes? Do you have an R, M, or E rated fic you absolutely adore that the community needs to know about? Any prompts you’d like to see or tropes you’d like to see more of?

Things to remember:
1) Always label NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stuff in the title and post under a cut.
2) Fic and artwork needs to have a rating and warnings (or you can say that you’ve chosen not to use warnings).
3) For people with annoying internet connections, say in the title if a comment is graphic/images/gif-heavy and post picspams under a cut.
4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)

Note: I think Age of Ultron might be out in some places, so please remember to be kind and not to spoil others! Please refrain from all spoilers on this post!

* Usually people just called it “Avengers.” I don’t know why nobody ever uses the full name.