Hey all, I wanted to share that cleolinda's Avengers in 15 Minutes" movie review is up... there's not really much shippiness in it, per se, but it's pretty hysterical and a fun read. My favorite C/N-relevant bit behind the cut.

NATASHA: I'll let you out if you spare Clint. I know you're planning to toast us all, but I owe him one.

LOKI: You liiii~iiiike hiiiiim

NATASHA: Nah, he was sent to kill me but he let me come work for S.H.I.E.L.D. instead and we badassed around Europe assassinating things instead, it was pretty awesome. It would be a shame if someone that good at killing people got dead.

LOKI: I'll make him kiiii~iiiilllll youuuuu

...because OMG you can just hear that in Loki's voice... XD