22 February 2013 @ 06:28 pm
ATTF: You must have been on crack (everything humorous, cracky and funny)  
Hi all!

So I was thinking all day yesterday and though significant part of today what I should put into the intro part of this post, considering our topic. I mean how do you talk about crack and humor? I find it's hard to define it, so I looked for some help. Here's what Urban Dictionary says:

1. crackfic
A type of fanfiction (or original fiction) that is intentionally unbelievable and insane; often humorous. Usually short, one-shot stoires.


2. crackfic
A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'


[livejournal.com profile] cybermathwitch just shared this bit of comic-verse with me:



(That's Wolverine, Spiderman and Clint, discussing a show called "Dog Cops". In which, apparently, actual dogs are involved. I'd say this is a good illustration of what crack is and how it's supposed to work - make you tilt your head just slightly and crack up about the idea, the content or both).

From a writer's perspective, crackfics (and humoristic fics) are a special kind of challenge. I like layered humor, with lots of references and good banter, so that's what I try to write myself. I know that writing crack makes me think outside the box, which is fun and good for my writing skills. Crack is often funny, but there are examples when it's not - while the premise of Tangled up in blue by [livejournal.com profile] im_ridiculous might sound cracky (Clint as a country music singer), the final product is everything but funny. It's an in-depth take on a man who owns little but his regrets, his messed up life and considerable problem with alcohol. (If you head over there to read - I linked you to most recent chapter, where are the links to previous chapters, make sure you read the warnings:)

Humorous or not, I find crack is often the best when it explores things, even subtly, so it gives us both the thinky thoughts and laughs as we read. For the occasion of the Valentine's Day Mini Promptathon I wrote two crackfics - It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage (teen, warnings for language and hospital setting) one in which Clint and Natasha are movie stars for a prompt [livejournal.com profile] inkvoices had left. I poked fun at entertainment industry and celebrity world, but also attempted to come up with Avengers - movie paralels. Hopefully that worked out. The other one was Bop Bop Baby (rating: mature; warnings: some language and sexual content), for multiple prompts, but basically SHIELD Valentine's Day tradition and one thing that came up in promptathon post discussion, namely Clint singing boyband songs to Natasha. (If there is off the wall idea, that has to be one). A particularly big challenge regarding this fic was coming up with pop culture and musical references and making them work within story. It was fun (and dear God, you should have seen my writing playlist), but I think all the effort paid off.

Enough of tooting my own horn, I have some recs for you, and mind you, the purpose is to enable you to post your own recs - to fanfiction, but also videos and art that you find cracky and funny. Also!! Link us to your own cracky and funny works, be it fic or art or vids! Tell us about cracky scenarios you'd like to see written or turned into art! Everything goes, as long as it's funny and fun and Clint/Natasha flavored.

1. Love you like a love song by [livejournal.com profile] alwayslera -- in which Natasha and Steve are trying to understand pop songs, and the team doesn't get spared. Clint/Natasha, Steve and Natasha friendship. The author warns for lot of angst and some fluff. A very funny, chock-full-of-feels stuff.

2.
Bechdel test by [livejournal.com profile] frea_o; in which Tony has concerns for his teammates and ends up verbally ass-kicked by Natasha and Maria Hill. You can have three guesses on which Team Clint is. Apart from being a funny fic, it's also a clever take on the purpose of Bechdel test.

3. Similar to a piece of string by [livejournal.com profile] ashen_key in which Natasha is called to work and Fury ends up looking after BlackHawk baby. Guys, just think- Nick. Goddamn. Fury. BABYSITTING. Need I say more? No warnings.

4. They Will Rock You by [livejournal.com profile] hufflepuffsneak which was just posted, and written for the mini promptathon prompt "Knight's Tale AU". As far as I can tell, we're off to a great adventure with fake Sir Clint and his friend Steve who plan to enter knight tourneys just to raise enough money for their purposes. There is a certain Lady Natasha as well, along with Sir Fury, Jane the Blacksmith, Lord and Lady Stark, Darcy Lewis, the Princes Odinson, Father Banner and the Winter Knight. I just read and loved it.

Enough from me! You guys know what to do! :D
 
 
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[identity profile] shenshen77.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:13 pm (UTC)
Those are awesome recs :D I loved Bechdel Test especially, it's so clever and funny, I can't even :D
[identity profile] anuna-81.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:26 pm (UTC)
Oh, Bechdel Test made me clap my hands in mad glee - its' not only funny, it's so damn clever; it manages to point out how ridiculous it can be when people go Bechdel test = quality, and makes a point about feminism - in a very funny way.
[identity profile] shenshen77.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:42 pm (UTC)
Exactly! (see my original comment ;))
ext_2027[identity profile] astridv.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2013 09:47 am (UTC)
Yes! That's what I loved about this fic, it snarks on two levels and makes both points beautifully. And it's hilarious while doing it.
ext_2027[identity profile] astridv.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
quick drive-by recs list...
Went through my tags and grabbed a few funny/cracky ones:

Life Is Like A... (http://archiveofourown.org/works/684667) by [archiveofourown.org profile] frea_o
Nat/Clint; humor, teen; 1683 words
Summary: If there was one thing Natasha did not expect, it was a naked Clint Barton sitting on her bed, a heart-shaped box of chocolates covering his crotch.

Christkindlfuckup (http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/37434407766/elidust-undercover-mission-02-budapest) by [archiveofourown.org profile] copperbadge
Gen; Natasha & Clint & Coulson (& Sitwell); genre: humor; 1708 words
In which our SHIELD agents track some bad guys at the Chicago Christkindlmarkt.

“Well,” Coulson said, hands on hips. “I hope you’re happy. Christmas is ruined.”

Congratulations on an Excellent Kill (http://archiveofourown.org/works/627351) by [archiveofourown.org profile] igrockspock
In which Natasha discovers that Hallmark does not in fact make a greeting card for every occasion.
Gen; Natasha & Clint, Coulson, Fury; humor/crack/friendship; 1597 words

Agent Barton's Strictly Professional Interest (http://im-ridiculous.livejournal.com/1382.html) by [livejournal.com profile] im_ridiculous
Gen; Clint & Coulson (but it's all about the Black Widow and there manages to be C/N subtext even if she's not in the fic); genre: humor, backstory; ~2000 words
Summary: Written for the prompt 'Clint has been obsessed with Natasha since long before he ever laid eyes on her'.
Barton glances up before turning back to the file.
“Yeah, yeah. Listen to this: she once took out 27 heavily-armed assault troops in Kazakhstan, using only a nail file.”
When his handler doesn’t respond, Barton looks up to check he’s listening. “Twenty-seven heavily-armed troops, Coulson. A nail file.”
Coulson pours himself a coffee. “OK, well, be sure and ask what brand she uses. I’ll add a few to the next requisition order.”


Looking for You (Or Anyone Like You) (http://archiveofourown.org/works/458311) by [archiveofourown.org profile] OracleGlass
Natasha/Clint (and Pepper, Darcy, and others); humor/fluff/romance; PG-13; 2625 words
Summary: Natasha isn't used to feeling infatuated. She's even less used to having other people notice it. A fluffy little story of girltalk, spies, and why Venice is for lovers.

Mr. & Mrs. Barton (Or, Why Natasha Sends Jennifer Aniston an Annual Apologetic Fruit Basket) (http://be-compromised.livejournal.com/73127.html) by [livejournal.com profile] kuhori_rei
Natasha/Clint; NC-17; AU/humor/romance/spy antics; 13763 words
Summary: Five years before they meet as Hawkeye and the Black Widow, they meet as Clint and Natasha. There is a romance, a marriage, and then, predictably, everything goes absolutely to hell, and Clint still thinks they should be getting royalty money from the DVD sales of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. (Or: boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl get married. Boy and girl neglect to do background checks.)

if ever two were one (http://thoughts-to-ink.livejournal.com/769.html) by [livejournal.com profile] kuhori_rei
Clint/Natasha; Rating: T; team/humor/romance; 5150 words
Summary: Five ways the Avengers found out Clint and Natasha were married, and one way they didn’t. Featuring domesticity, scrambled documents, Tony and Pepper getting their snoop on, and of course some general badassery.

Any Way I Do (http://archiveofourown.org/works/400771) by [archiveofourown.org profile] MissJeeves
Team with Natasha/Clint; PG-13; humor; 4394 words
Summary: Tony discovers Clint and Natasha got married, reacts typically.
[identity profile] anuna-81.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:29 pm (UTC)
Re: quick drive-by recs list...
WHEEEEEE AWESOME!!!!! I haven't read at least two of these (typically, I spend more time writing than reading) - so this is awesome. THANK YOU THANK YOU. :D
ext_2027[identity profile] astridv.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 08:50 pm (UTC)
Re: quick drive-by recs list...
Hope you'll like them! Aaand, I only now notice I managed to lose all the authors' names in the posting. Ah well. That's what you get for commenting with three people in the background rushing you. :)
[identity profile] alphaflyer.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:29 pm (UTC)
Since AstridV already recced "Congratulations on an Excellent Kill" ... the funniest thing I've read recently was Tielan's The Guy, The Spy, His Not-Wife and Their Handler (http://archiveofourown.org/works/692154). Had me in tears, that one.

As for my own stuff, in the Avengers fandom I've done one pure crack fic, called The Pool (http://archiveofourown.org/works/581081) ("Saturday night on the helicarrier -- there be trolls ....).

For the Valentine's Day Promptathon I also wrote a screwball comedy piece called Bound (http://archiveofourown.org/works/685433) , based on a prompt by today's ATTF, our dear Anuna_81. (Early in their partnership, Clint and Natasha find themselves drugged, cuffed together and without memory of how they got that way -- not the best way to wake up when you still have trust issues ....)

And now I will run off and look at those recs I haven't read yet!

Edited 2013-02-22 07:38 pm (UTC)
ext_2027[identity profile] astridv.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 08:27 pm (UTC)
Oh cool, Tielan's fic is next lined up on my Kindle. Looking forward to it!
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on February 22nd, 2013 07:32 pm (UTC)
My all-time favorite crackfic is The Dinosaur Game (http://archiveofourown.org/works/436013) by emmypenny
(Team, claims Clint/Coulson but is kinda genish. rated Teen, no warnings.)
Rules:
1. If you find a dinosaur, you must hide it.
2. You may only hide the dinosaurs on SHIELD property.
3. Maria Hill's property is off-limits.
4. These rules are subject to change at any time, without warning.

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Or, SHIELD agents know how to have fun but it will probably be terrifying for all involved.

All I can saw about this fic (besides the fact that I love Emmy and she is brilliant and one of my best friends) is that if you can read a story about people hiding plastic dinosaurs from each other without giggling, I don't know what to tell you.


I also run a weird effing tumblr (infrequently updated) called Hawkscratch (Clint Barton Can't Draw) (http://hawkscratch.tumblr.com/) in which I draw shit with crayons and blame it on fictional characters. So uh, there's that. (All G, no warnings.)

Edited 2013-02-22 07:32 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:34 pm (UTC)
My sister and I play this game in our apartment with a tiny little ninja she's named Phil. It makes me wonder if she's read this fic...either way, off to read!
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ on February 22nd, 2013 07:39 pm (UTC)
Amazing! My friend Jon and I invented it when he flaked on helping me move and then showed up and hid all my toys. There was a mutant armadillo in the freezer for years.
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[identity profile] chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 08:07 pm (UTC)
YES! That story is one of the funniest stories EVER! That was one of those stories where I kept laughing hysterically and I figured my roommate thought I was insane. I love how the scale of it gets bigger as more people get included and it just gets bonkers.
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[identity profile] crazy4orcas.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:54 pm (UTC)
Well, I waffled over whether or not to rec this because it's not really crack or funny, but I think it's FUN and gorgeously drawn.

Here's a link to the dragon version of Hawkeye, the artist also has links to the dragon versions of some of the other Avengers, including Black Widow. Be sure to check out the baby-dragon versions too.

http://www.deviantart.com/morelikethis/321785021#/art/Hawkeye-Dragon-315781971?_sid=66dd2c16

And because: Hey! Dragons! I just have to link to [livejournal.com profile] cybermathwitch 's Pern!AU fic Brown and Gold (warnings for mild sexual content):

http://archiveofourown.org/works/470858


Edited 2013-02-22 07:58 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] jacedesbff.livejournal.com on February 23rd, 2013 03:48 am (UTC)
Oh. My. Goodness. Those Dragon!Avengers are genius! And BEAUTIFUL! And Brown & Gold is one of my very favorite AUs in this fandom. :D
[identity profile] frea-o.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 07:58 pm (UTC)
All right, I looked to see if I have any cracky fics (though I'm still laughing at Bechdel Test being considered crack, given that I once made Natasha fight a fast food icon and an army of disembodied hands while Clint was fighting a concrete elephant*) and here they are! Some of these are gen Avengers rather than Clint/Natasha.

Here Are All the Sensations of Being Alive (http://archiveofourown.org/works/463048) by prettyasadiagram
Sadly, this isn’t a manifesto of Natasha’s carefully guarded hobbies, which, contrary to the latest rumor, does not include collecting spoons made out of the bones of her enemies. Although really, that would be awesome.

(Warnings for violence and some swearing.) Clint's really understanding for a guy that once flashed sequined bald eagle underwear at a bunch of Hungarian thugs. And yes...it's all Natasha's fault.

It Starts Out Like An A-Word (As Anyone Can See) (http://archiveofourown.org/works/415169) by Amy
This fic is brought to you by the letter Y, the number 12, and the Avengers' decision to help fix what Loki and the Chitauri did to destroy parts of Manhattan. (Mostly that last part.)

Yes, that's right. Avengers and Sesame Street. It's like the pinnacle of crack, if crack taught you how to spell and count. (I'm pretty sure actual crack does the opposite) No warnings that I can think of.

Questionnaire (http://archiveofourown.org/works/519807) by storiesfortravellers
Some time after the events of the movie, somebody sits the Avengers down together to go through some standard SHEILD paperwork. Of course, because it's SHEILD, the standard paperwork goes way beyond listing an emergency contact. To whom would they give prospective consent in case of a fuck-or-die/sex-pollen situation? Who would want appointed guardian if they're de-aged? If they're permanently transformed into a housepet? And so on...

Not Clint/Natasha in the slightest, so I'm sorry for reccing it here, though both characters got belly laughs from me. This fic is fantastic because it asks allll of the questions on the SHIELD paperwork and for all that Agent Phil Coulson has to put up with. Warnings for sexual situations, dub-con triggers (though no actual dub-con/non-con appears in the fic; they just talk about it), swearing.

Bonus Darcy Lewis Rec!!! To Fly Like a Moron (http://archiveofourown.org/works/506876) by shadydave
Darcy gets super powers. For a given value of "super". Crossover with The Pumaman. No, seriously.

You don't have to be a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 to like this fic, but I do warn you, don't read it in public if you have a sense of humor. I was on the floor crying from laughing so hard. Darcy's "superpowers" are fantastic, her reaction to them is hysterical, and even better is when the Avengers find out about them. Warnings for violence and destiny.

*And I still appreciate the recs!!! You guys are awesome. *blushes*
[identity profile] anuna-81.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 08:01 pm (UTC)
(Shhh, dude, I'm aware of the other crack thing, it's just that I love Bechdel test SO DAMN MUCH). And I am super intrigued about the Darcy fic!!!
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[identity profile] chrisfaithalin.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 08:21 pm (UTC)
So we've got plenty of story recs started so I thought I would rec some videos.

I know I've recc'd this video before but it really is that awesome. I've never seen a video summarize an entire fandom in 4 minutes.



Everybody's fave, the Avengers dancing to Gaga



Link to Sexy and I know It...won't embed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quvR7guaw_w&feature=share&list=LLtLAo55gJw2KjFZgj-XLPMQ)

How Avengers Should Have Ended. I always make "pew pew" sounds whenever I see Nat shoot in the movie now.


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[identity profile] hanorganaas.livejournal.com on February 22nd, 2013 08:53 pm (UTC)
HERES a fic I wrote a while agao

Strikeout=What Loki wanted to write

To Sir Clint Barton,

I as my punishment as much to my great dismay have to write to every man I have wronged during my wrong doings. And I know I have done wrong to you Agent Barton forcing you to work against your will. Though I admit,I think you are a weak minded fool I considered you to be my best servant.

You are a strong and good man, very loyal to your friends. It was wrong of me to use that to my advantage though I would do it again and again if it means I can rule mortals like you I hope if our paths cross again, we can put this bad blood behind us So I can rule you again

Until next time My Royal Hound,
Loki The True Ruler of Asgard

One last thing, tell you friend Agent Romanoff, Who you are obviously having sexual affairs with by the way she reacted I am sorry for my rather rude comment comment Not really...seeing her face was priceless

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As Clint Barton finished the note he carefully folded it into a piece of paper. Shaking his head a slight chuckle left his lips.

"He's so full of shit."


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And also saw this last night I was howling in laughter....START AT 5:30!

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[identity profile] stuntriderjenny.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2013 06:12 am (UTC)
Oh my goodness, thank you everyone for sharing all of these awesome recs! As soon as I get some more free time I will be going through all of these, I can not wait! I was able to find some cracky/humorous things of my own to contribute, enjoy! :)

The Helicarrier (http://archiveofourown.org/works/416720) by gdgdbaby
Steve/Tony, Clint/Natasha. No warnings given. Gen, teen and up. Avengers Mockumentary fic, set half a year or so after the movie.

The glass case that holds Captain America's uniform and shield is filled to the brim with what looks like a bright orange gelatin.

may the fourth (http://archiveofourown.org/works/445156) by irnan
General audiences, crack, fluff, gen. Tony builds the world's first functioning lightsabre, and Clint and Natasha get to test it out XD hilarity ensues.

a couple twitter links:

The Avengers and their Disney counterparts (http://theumbrellaseller.tumblr.com/post/24144656992/once-upon-a-time-there-came-a-day-a-day-unlike)

Clint and Wade, Agents of Shield (http://arrows-and-duct-tape.tumblr.com/)
So this person has put together a bunch of very hilarious gifs that revolve around an AU where Wade Wilson (Deadpool) is a member of Shield and is partnered with Clint more often than not.
ext_2027[identity profile] astridv.livejournal.com on February 26th, 2013 07:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks for that last link, I'm really intrigued by this new genre of gif AUs. It's like a hybrid of fanvid and fic... so many possibilities.

And seconding the two fic recs. Loved the scenes with Natasha and Clint's light sabre fights. :)
[identity profile] im-ridiculous.livejournal.com on February 24th, 2013 08:32 am (UTC)
Aw Nuna! You read my mind, I'm in desperate need of some funny!! And thanks for the mention, you're very sweet, but yeah - definitely not a laugh-a-minute, that one!! :)

Thanks everyone for all the great recs, I'm going to enjoy working my way through these!!! :D
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[identity profile] metanewsmods.livejournal.com on February 26th, 2013 07:18 pm (UTC)
Great post! Can we link it to [livejournal.com profile] metanews?
[identity profile] anuna-81.livejournal.com on February 26th, 2013 07:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, thank you! I don't see why not, but just in case you can ask [livejournal.com profile] workerbee73, or another mod?
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[identity profile] heartequals.livejournal.com on March 5th, 2013 05:51 am (UTC)
This is a great post! Thank you for the recs!
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